Friday, February 25, 2011

Actress Models Showing Boobs

What should I wear?

It was a crappy idea to me download NEN Model Viewer * g *

I stand on it so totally together matching outfits for my characters and pretty dresses ice with me in principle on the bench. I also like leaves through the auction house in search of beautiful outfits (and although I hate clothes shopping in RL).

When I log on a twink, then I think only one thing there is for outfits that might fit, as I look right now matching outfits for a Draenei shaman and a Night Elf Hunter (suggestions will be gratefully accepted!).

enough talk, let me show you now something for me so my characters envision for outfits or what they already have (with source):

Zuljia - Simple

is my standard outfit for Zuljia. It is rather plain, but I find it very appropriate for my Zuljia.
Satin Hood Vengeful Gladiator (S3 priest helm no longer available / / Alternative: Hood of Absolution T6 priest)
simple black dress (Schneider)
Black Mageweave Gloves (Schneider)


Zuljia - Archaeology

inspired by Harrison Jones.
Weathered Fishing Hat (from daily fishing quest reward bag)
white linen shirt (Schneider)
Brown Linen Vest (Schneider)
Gefutterter belt (dealer)
Brown Linen Pants (Schneider)
Linen Boots (Schneider)
Heavy Linen Gloves (Schneider)


Raya - Simple

A simple Outfir for Orc Shaman.
embrace of the Lycans (Zul'Farrak / / Alternatives: Quest reward from the forests of Terokkar, archaeological excavation)
Ahnenrobe (World Drop / / Alternative: shaman-starting equipment)


Raya - something chic

If it's something be chic should;)
embrace of the Lycans (Zul'Farrak / / Alternatives: Quest reward from the forests of Terokkar, archaeological excavation)
Twilight Robe (World Drop)

need another riot gear for Raya = /


Panona - Pharmacists

Silver-(World Drop) [Neeed, unfortunately so far no luck in the auction house]
Himmelshexerhut (quest reward in the forests of Terokkar)


Panona - Death Bringer

The Witcher-T8 is just Pure Style! And I am glad that at least robe and helmet is to buy and I so my witch (someday) may equip it.
Deathbringer Hood of conquest (T8-Warlock)
Todesbringerrobe of Conquest (T8-Warlock)


Blutmarîe

Have I been ever in another post.
Leather Legguards (Rogue reputation PvP set)
Leather Gloves Opportunist (Rogue reputation PvP set)
Leather Helm (Rogue reputation PvP set)
Leather Spaulders (Rogue reputation PvP set)
Leather Tunic Opportunist (Rogue PvP reputation set)
Frostsavage boots (Schneider)
Green Leather Belt (leather processing)
Sword of the Warlord (Horde Level 60 PvP weapon)
sword of the High Warlord (Horde Level 60 PvP weapon)


Deacana - Ice Age

Abjurer hood (World Drop)
Glacier Vest (Schneider / / Alternative Glacial Robe - Schneider )
Glacial shoes (Schneider)
Glacial waistband (Schneider)
glacier gloves (Schneider)
Gletschergamaschen (Schneider)
glacier cover (Schneider)


Letora - Death Knight

The initial set of Death Knight - unfortunately, was me are not restored after I had the bad luck and my Account had lost to a Chinese farmer = /


Letora - Saronite set

Shiny Saronitarmschienen (Forged)
Shiny Saronite Legplates (Forged)
Shiny Saronitbrustplatte (Forged)
Shiny Saronitschulterstücke (Forged)
Shiny Saronitstiefel ( Forged)
Shiny Saronitstulpen (Forged)
Shiny Saronitgürtel (Forged)
Greatsword of the Ebon Blade (Questbelohung - are death knights start quest line)

The set's also available in red, that would be the tempered Saronitrüstung


Letora - Blutmar

Blutmarbeinplatten (World Drop)
Blutmarbrustplatte (World Drop)
Blutmargurt (World Drop)
Blutmarsabatons (World Drop)
Blutmarschulterstücke (World Drop)
blood Mars Tulip (World Drop)
Blutmarunterarmschienen (World Drop )


Min - Priestess of Light

A very nice set for priests, especially if they are not the shady company;)
Gossamer Headpiece (World Drop)
Gossamer Shoulderpads (World Drop)
Gossamer Robe (World Drop)
Gossamer Pants (World Drop)
Gossamer Boots (World Drop)


TRIZA - dark it was ...

Having found his calling in the shadow we can choose this outfit:
Black Mageweave Robe (Schneider)
Black Mageweave Boots (Schneider)
Black Mageweave Gloves (Schneider)
Black Mageweave Shoulders (Schneider)
Shadoweave Mask (Schneider )


Xhi - Amanikrieger

death mask of Amani (Dealer)
Persistent Leg Guards (Dealer)
Chestguard of the Stoic Guardian (Dealer)
Girdle of the Protector (Dealer)
bone Mittens (Dealer)
Pauldrons of the cruel fate (traders)
Zin'rokh, World Destroyer (archeology)


Alright, that's all for now, I have compiled in the final hours of Sun I still need viiiiel more outfits: D
Finally,'s even links to some very nice RP outfit blogs:
The Visual Roleplay Gear List
Kirina's Closet (here is the forum highly recommended)
It's for my RP Spec
World of Dress Craft
World of Warcraft Fashion Guru
World of Warcraft thread
The Fashionable Gnome's Guide to Fashion
Kamelia et alia
Browse Happy!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Car Starters Installed Syarcuse Ny

Meet Team FAIL and the boy, who finally called Alex.

This chapter is (almost) anything happened, so is also slating again liven

title of the story: Vampire Kiss .
Fandom: Harry Potter .
Author's Name: black angel

The boring plot: Harry is Voldemort's son . And a demon. In addition, he is actually Alex and Dumbledore is evil. Voldemort and Snape are on top of that a couple and stay in a Manor. Ergo, everything is as always in Badficland!
The anti-quality of the characters: Badfic So Dumbledore is quite in character ...
The most typical RS / G error: push one's tears to the eyes

if you missed the first part should go, not fate, but right here
Part 2 lives the way here.

Excerpts from the worst of the story:

Severus gave Tom a kiss as she left the room. Tom Snape moved closer to his body and deepened the kiss. The two parted them only when the air was avoided. They looked into the eyes of love.



5th Visit home

[Snape and Tom caressing practice in accordance with the typical fanfic text box building block principle. In addition, Tom is preparing for his "work" on it, Harry] in the evening finally reveal his true name to

~ In the evening I still have some decisions to make Harry and persuade. ~ Tom thought as he began to work. [Toms dignity "work" described less vague, so now everyone knew that it crosses the "work" with sea urchin bulbs to create the dreaded Seebirnen to the people to take the light. No, seriously, imagine this: Prickly bulbs! How should because someone can screw?]

[housewife Snape wants Harry to look for a small room and by thoroughly cleaning it first. And then he would set it up with Harry together, because they are now finally a family.]

Severus found himself in the bathroom when he came another thought. [, back there on the dimension column should I urgently need a nail board ']
~ We have to get Harry's stuff from his relatives. We should do right after Harry is woken up. ~ Severus thought as he headed to the balcony, the view to see.

[Snape looks into the garden and is then informed that Harry has even Schröck allelic nightmares from which he was not awakened. Snape finds that Harry shows someone with a bad-dream-spell has, and removes it]
~ I should talk to Tom about it afterwards. How can one child do this to? ~

[Harry wakes up from the fact that Snape stroked his cheek. Then snuggle the two.]
"Tell me what you think about Harry when we get your things from your relatives and bring in your room?" Severus asked Harry. Harry looked at Severus
upset.
~ I should go back to the Dursleys, but why? [has your Adoptivpapi said in the same sentence, Schnucki] ~ thought Harry. By slowly trickled the rest of the information in his mind.
~ I should get my things there and after which they get my own room. ~ [clauses needed always a little longer, until they arrived at Harry, but that Tom never discouraged from loving him as a normal child apart ... from the couple of years in which he tried to kill Harry, of course]
steel at the thought of a smile on Harry's trains. Severus was shocked as Harry at once was so repellent and then radiated Harry.
He could not explain the behavior of Harry, but he crept a terrible suspicion. [Harry is an ax murderer.]
"And you will stay with me all the time?" Asked Harry anxiously.

[Snape promises that he never leave Harry alone and protect forever and ever will. And while the readers are busy eating their last meal back, the scenes have been replaced:]

Apparated the two together in a street in a dark area of London. [Yes, the district is actually in full at any time of day, dark, since Dumbledore has made its threat to build a dome above, which excludes the sun. (Yes because you thought that Dumbledore is evil, the writers would come up only Badfic? The only reason why Superman still has not intervened, is that he is American, and it is his priority has to fight against Sarah Palin and her laser-Grizzly Bear. ALSO it was up to Voldi-Poldi and his allies to save the day ... now you also know what Tom is "working" really the beginning of the chapter, and yes, Voldi-Poldi is his superhero alias, and Tom's top-identity. In the battle he rides on an underwater rainbow unicorn )


Yes, in the Horn can live up to 3 parallel hermit crabs]


[Eh, but that's just the least interesting B-plot, this fic. only subliminally plays a role. So back to more important Things: "And as we are now in Privet Drive"]

Harry asked very curious.
"We should take a taxi, because everything else would fall to the lot at currently and the Order [Dumbledore's association of lower super villains. You know, like in Max Part 1 The added concern for the anti-sun dome by the way the screws] attract only. I hope this is ok for you, otherwise we can survive what else [tsunamis, earthquakes, strange lights in the sky, surprise attacks from sea urchins ...] get to go there, "replied Severus and looked at Harry.
"No, that Taxi is all right, "said Harry [to survive the taxi ride is the easiest] . So the matter was decided.

[And then the two go by taxi from the middle of London somewhere in the periphery. Hey, Tom has a Manor with an infinite number of bathrooms and lounges. Thus, a taxi ride is peanuts.]

[Snape Harry enchanted so that it looks again like a human, so remember the Dursleys and can not tell from Dumbledore. It noted Snape that Harry is so much more shy and cute and sweet as he had ever imagined, and the two snuggle something]

[Vernon wants to beat up Harry, meanwhile, He hardly sees Harry, which of course prevents Snape and Vernon bombarded with the usual threats. . The Dursleys are super-intimidated and Harry he goes to his room to pack their bags]

[Snape is shocked lived in what poverty Harry - his one-grubby ceiling basement has become the way into a room one bed, a cupboard and a broken desk turns - but it really begins to hate the Dursleys, when he sees that Harry has just ugly clothes. Ergo, he plans in mind to kill the Dursleys and then go shopping with Harry]

[pitied Snape still felt 134 times Harry's poverty, threatening the Dursleys and then this extremely boring section finally finished]
In the hall he took the suitcase and Harry Apparated with him directly in the lobby.

[Snape Harry wants his new show room]

"Here is your room and right next to our room. So if you are looking for because we are [Rumsen hear loud, then we have only level right next to you violent sex] . And you can always come to us, "said Severus [and now I regret this idea] and gave way into Harry's room.

[The room is so empty that Harry brought tears to the eyes drives. Native]

"I will call a house elf, and with which you can then set up the room all alone or shall I help you?" Severus asked Harry to look.
"How often do you mean?" Asked Harry.
"Simple [, use of tits, Harry! 583 blue tits can work together within 2 hours, a whole shelf-Billy to the third floor to assemble and maneuver.] this here is your room what you can you set yourself. Here is the main room and there is the bathroom ["room" in Slytherin Manor basically means sharing in the main room next room and then bathroom. This sounds cool at first glance, but leads logically to minor problems in the actual bathroom, which requires a bathroom with more and more divided bathrooms.] and you have so even a balcony [There was an attempt to Slytherin Manor draw who finally killed MC Escher] . So I will help you set up the room [, the tits,] or prefer a house elf? "Said Severus Harry as he showed him the things. [All, except the bathroom the bathroom. As Harry's room was a guest room was still, even a magician named Maximilian Klonkadinkel been a guest of the bathroom at night with sleep by the false Left door. If hear young house-elves in the Manor at night, strange noises, they tell the elders, it was merely Klonkadinkels mind that in the infinite bathrooms, the toilet flush uses and still looks the way back - in the empty, empty main room with the sunny balcony. ]

Harry went to Severus and looked at him shyly. "If you do not mind I would like to set up the room with a house elf," Harry said very shy [Harry did not believe in to protect the house slaves. And he was also suspicious enough already without blue tits as a Disney princess] . Severus smiled and nodded with the head in order to then say to that something.
"No, not as bad as that. You can show me it when the room is ready. [The fine is determined, and then hang your father and I to the fridge to your other projects] removed

[Snape Harry Tarnzauber, that is, he now looks back, as the mascot of an extremely confused Glam Rock-Death Metal crossover band]

Harry, meanwhile, waited for the appearance of the fairy. In the meantime, he looked around the room. He went to the door which said Severus, that was behind the bathroom. [Oh God! D: He's so damn good as]
He opened the door and looked around [The corner in which was the transition to the bathroom the bathroom main room, hidden in his subconscious mercifully, to protect his mind] . In the bathroom, dominated the white and blue [Toms devout passion for football eventually struck down somewhere in the interior, after Snape had banished his Fanartikel collection from the hobby and torture chamber] . In the room there was a large corner bath, which was set into the ground.
Also there was a large shower in the room in which easily fit two people [It is extremely important that Harry washed his lover's hair can] . Harry went back to his room to see the view on. He came out and saw the garden and dnn forest behind where you could see the water shimmering through the trees. [underwater forest. Home of the incredible Unterwasserregenbogeneinhörner.]
Harry was that of Hauelfen arrive from its thought-world out of there.

[The house-elf called Lucie and give the room turns out to be less exciting and challenging than expected. Lucie conjures up everything that is just what Harry reads from his name.]
"Then let's begin. So the first thing I'd like a four poster bed and just go there, " said Harry, pointing directly in front of the large glass window by the door [so that from the outside at any - in this case then, er, the unicorns? - Could come in the future to benefit them, like Harry steeled his white astral body sprawled in bed] .

But just to be sure to read Harry fall on the bed. It was fantastic soft, it was just perfect. Thus in a two and the rest of the room. [You can never have enough black and silver-green perfect poster beds have]

Meanwhile, Severus met at a Tom. Tom was sitting at his desk and looked at some old jobs. [Orders for Seebirnen that could make the inside of the anti-sun dome light again. And pieken because it can not remove them Dumbledore.]

[Severus tells all applied, as Harry was abused by the Dursleys and dressed bad. Tom is very shocked and feel sorry for both together Harry, who is shy and so much cuter and sweeter than they had ever imagined. Buy It must hold the two against each other and hug each other. These feelings are so great!]

"But the worst thing, the act of Harry's relatives. Treat him like a house elf, "said Severus, looking exactly Tom in the eye. [Severus treated only house elves like house-elves]
"How often do you that, they treat him like a house elf?" Tom asked again for credibility. [Tom can not believe it, after all he is Voldi-Poldi, the advocate of vigilante justice! As hard as steel in mind and body. Sexy and justice. It is accompanied by his faithful horse, the robotic underwater rainbow unicorn Pr1nc3zz # 307, and his partner (in battle, as on the sheets), the incorruptible Severus Sevi-Putzi "Oil Mane 'Snape, also called" The Bat ". Together they are an effective team mercilessly in the name of justice, Hero of widows and orphans, enemy of the wicked, beyond the influence of State and good taste: they are team "Oh, my God, what is it? This should see a doctor urgently "(It also briefly calls FAIL-team - simply because they have failed to conceive to be an acronym that makes sense)!]

[Tom and Severus decide to go against the first plans first shopping with Harry, and then kill the Dursleys as slowly as possible. T-Shirts and death! Now have to huddle together and hold the two against each other. So great is this demand.]
Sun, the two huddled together on the sofa and let the time rush past him.

[Harry up in between for a change, a clearly formulated ideas:]

Harry, who had been given his room ready, looked at everything carefully.
~ Finally I have my own room and that's great! ~

[And then all hungry, and go into Harry's room to eat around there, because the new and exciting is]

[Description of Harry's new facility. Against all expectations, is in the room with only a single canopy bed]

The two discovered the Harry covered with soft carpets Floor in front of the fireplace are. [I can not but be the only one who suddenly so phrases like "naked" and "Tiger Head" have jumped into your head?]

was before him to eat a lot, that Harry was there to destroy.
[with his ax. For as we remember, Harry is an ax murderer.]

"Your room has become really good. Especially the colors I like. In particular, the vote of black, green and silver, "Severus said something quietly, not Harry too much to scare [Finally, Harry had an ax in his hand] . Harry turned to the two.
"I think it also very nice and comfortable in front of everything, "Harry beamed at the two [as he stroked his ax. He had nicknamed "Axe" baptized.] .

[The happy family begins their dinner, and Tom brings the same out with it.]

Harry as you know now that you are my son, I wanted to ask you whether you accept your birth name. Your own lights name is Alexander Slytherin, "said Tom

[blah, Harry finds the cool because he described as" experienced Harry "just terrible (secretly he missed but a couple of middle name) is determined, and Tom and Sevi plaguing quite terrible Guilt feelings because they were always so mean to him. Because this is uncomfortable to them, talk like that but not over, but come back to her favorite subject: shopping and snuggling]

"So we'll call you today Alexander!. But you'd best go to bed now and sleep a bit. Tomorrow we will go shopping after all. As yet we have to be rested, or not? "Severus smiled at Harry, stroking his back.

[All go to sleep. And somewhere in the house operated by the ghost of Maximilian Klonkadinkel a toilet flush]

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

What Does Sharp Pain The The Shoulder Blade Mean

's largest Emeste of all time: The second part tragedy

title. Most Spell the Discworld
Fandom: Discworld
name criminal author: Lady Feana
status of the list of the extraordinary talent of the protagonist: long

Part 1 Here


After a short breather, which was much like that exit, come back to the hall, leave the room again to find Rincewind, the chance of not even having to get through a chapter, did not want to pass up Rincewind pull back in the room, sit down and to open a new can of beer, you see now compared to the second chapter.

+ + + + + + Set file away


Lith rode slowly towards the gate.

Ponder: This makes them now since the last chapter. I thought they wanted to us.

It would not be easy to leave the city at this late hour, because Lord Vetinari introduced a strict regime in Ankh-Morpork.

Rincewind: There they go, our hopes that the protagonist is not in our city.
Skazz: 'Strict regime' defined but also something else.


Even he organized the crime, if he has not been eliminated entirely. The law holds that each member of a thieves guild could capture only a certain amount each day.

Ponder: the Thieves Guild. We always have only one.
Rincewind: And this is at odds also still far from true.


Added to this was that you had to exhibit his victim after robbing a receipt of how much had been taken and what it should be used.

Ponder: Almost correct.
Rincewind: Fast in the sense of 'We have put almost right Leg amputated?


in Lith eyes this was a total nonsense.

Rincewind: And to think she's still alive? Respect.

What were unless thieves? Certainly not to the people before announcing: "Hey you, I steal from you like, but please get the receipt book ever!"

Ponder: Almost in the sense of: 'The right leg and almost eh and we tten also reminds us that your arms are completely healthy, yes. '

you [...] rode slowly and silently in order not to draw too much attention.

Skazz: * giggle *
Ponder? I had to think of only even, like dat geh'n:
Skazz. Slowly and quietly ride on the pavement. The thing Tippett on the hoof, right?
Ponder: * Introduction * * * kopfschüttel


was about this time here, not much going on, but was able to lurk in the dark many a robber who wanted to show his receipt book.

Ponder: It may be the beer that speaks of me, but that sounds so wrong.
Skazz: Perhaps the heck dat too.
Ponder: It's makes it worse.
Skazz: Look's so old: It proves that it can not be a female magician. I mean, come on, how many thieves you have to show their receipt book?
Ponder: * blush * * * next empty box


Now she could see in the dim lantern light the city gate. They rode straight to it, but made a few feet away holding.

Rincewind: That is, it is now in the middle of the street? Presumably in light of another lantern?
Skazz: your thing is still on hoof, right?
Ponder: * tries to picture the idea of banishing *


[...]" Listen, my Nachtmähre "Lith whispered to the black mare. "I check to see if and how we get past the guards, but you wait here.

Ponder: Hex, you did not forget to put the guards at the gate?
+ + + From the next context shows that no one is right at the gate.
Rincewind: So off you go. What is the problem?


+ + + The protagonist tells her own thing, to keep watch and you learn that the thing a reddish, probably as ominous and threatening shade of red in the imaginary + + + Eye has

Rincewind: * Tin * empty hand up: Who is surprised that the unique, nightmarish steed from the dungeon dimension has red eyes?

+ + + The protagonist sneaks direction guardhouse. She first takes up a position behind another house, waiting there for a while and then slips further, but can only discover that the sleeping guards. had left she returns to her thing, which is still in the middle of the road + + +


DuschwarzesUngetüm was still in the same place where they Lith. The only difference which is their way was the red glow in the eyes of the mare, which now had the black compete.

Rincewind: So one would then be clear: this is not Ankh-Morpork. Lets the cattle are in the middle of the street? Unguarded? And it is not stolen? Thing out of the dungeon dimension or not, we speak here of the city where people would even try to steal the octave, if it would be on the road. Sky. We tried to talk of the town in the many times people have to steal the CHEST. * Gesticulation and hue *

DuschwarzesUngetüm " you shall love the people do not always send nightmares while I'm not around. No one likes nightmares "

Ponder. Excluding certain groups ... but we let this
Skazz: This story is' n nightmare. For what makes us dat?
Ponder: We like the story is not so.


Lith sighed. She had said it a hundred times the mare.

Rincewind: Heh, we already have several hundred times sighed and said that the story is wrong. To hear us no.

But actually had they're right. It was now time in nature to spread nightmares. Finally, the Nachtmähre fueled by the fears of the people lived in their nightmares.

+ + + Original and actually have a nightmare and the 'oppressive' nightmares, which brings an erotic background + + +
Ponder: Hex! I want * * jammer not imagine ... * Shudder * * * next box open
Skazz: * Ponder * age pattern, how much beer do you have now intus?
Ponder: Three ... Four ...?

The
saved her, Lith, at least the money for hay and feed. "Come on, the city guards are asleep. Let us quickly pass the gate, while they are still in dreamland slumber "

Rincewind. Did she just watch the city indirectly referred to as incompetent and lazy?
Skazz: Yop. to grab a beer * *


you [...] the guard house was coming closer and closer. The snoring, which she had already heard, she could hear it now. It was still subdued and at regular intervals, it was the tramp the mare stopped on the cobblestone.

Skazz: Hey! Dat Ding recalled that hooves on cobblestones make noise. Goil.

I hope she does not like to be awake, Lith thought to himself and pulled the hood low over his forehead.

Rincewind: Pity the Cape saw the whole thing more like something that corresponded to my impression of the heroine. That is stupid.

She was now at the height of the post and could look straight into the faces of the sleeping guards. One was sitting on a chair, his head was tilted back and his mouth was wide open. A thread of saliva hanging from his mouth down.

+ + + I could start at this point to count the blocks, if the chapter would not be nearly over + + +

[...] Your guards are no longer what they once were, Lith thought to himself, and rode out of the gate.

Ponder: Grammatically you could say now that are 'their' guards, since it is the 'your' yes only think.
Rincewind: * Pen * snap * * note-taking


The light from the lamps lit up the narrow path of Ankh-Morpork also resulted in only a few meters. Soon, Lith DuschwarzesUngetüm and disappeared into the darkness and followed the path towards Quirm.


Skazz: Wat will they in fact Quirm?
Rincewind: I recommend the blue and say, in history, we moved there.

on both sides of the path there was a dark forest, which has reduced visibility in the dark about much more.

All: coal fields.

Lith had made one of her many cloak pockets a little torch brought to light, which they had ignited. But despite the bright flame could not see much further than the soft nostrils of the mare.

Rincewind: * Head * So no one schiefleg sitting on a horse.

before they widened the road, and one of the Klackertürme, which were sent here in the area news, emerged from it.

Ponder: All of a sudden.
Rincewind: Kids, do not even have valid under attack the towers themselves one.


In one of the small window in the upper half of the tower light was on.

Ponder: Of course, there is burning in the night light. How should the work Klacker else after dark?

[...] If the Klacker they see, they would immediately make a report in Ankh-Morpork, and she would have in a very short time the entire town guard in hot pursuit. Who in the middle of the night from Ankh-Morpork disappeared, which could lead to no good. So at least thought Lord Vetinari.

Rincewind: Let's look again: * * We look at your notes have: A magically gifted probably thieves, that magic of neither magician nor witch magic, its own communities, riding a thing out of the dungeon dimension and It seems almost totally under control, which gives a wet Kericht to the guild rules and other laws and Commander Vimes and Vetinari and keeps his squad for idiots, even has a city guard, in a very bizarre way their thing and just ride by Klackerturm one was surprised that appeared suddenly in front of her on the street.
Ponder: If you list the so one could almost get the idea, the heroine would be ridiculous.


+ + + The heroine does not want to be seen and take the path into the woods and finally proposes in a clearing on her night's lodging + + +

your head they are embedded on the saddle of the horse, and after a few minutes she was asleep. She did not notice the creatures that are creeping in the dark at DuschwarzesUngetüm and they stunned silent by her with a thorn that grew on the sides of the creatures, stunned.

Ponder: Welcome to the point of the story on which to leave the grammar of the narrative is in protest.

was the last glow of the fire DuschwarzesUngetüm just a small, greenish creatures identify with razor sharp, dagger-like teeth, before it went black. She wanted to warn Lith still whinnying with a bright, but it was too late.

Rincewind: * scratches head * If this is not what the swear words of the ...
Ponder: * eyes * The zusammenkneif could [* censored *] [* censored *] or [* only * right censored] his.
Rincewind: * shocked * You have a very questionable vocabulary when you're drunk.


The creatures Lith surrounded on all sides, while remarkable, for cans, set against a wall were thrown, sounding noises.

Skazz: Wait. * Empty can be taken to the wall and throw * The thing she tried with 'NEM neighing awaken what had worked well in the story, but' it 'will not awake?


A particularly large specimen was directed at his two strong, slender hind legs, approached Lith, the slumbering peacefully still, from the side and slammed her his spine right between the ribs.

--- End Chapter 2 ---


+ + + End of file. New start? + + +

Ponder: Yes. Is she dead?
+ + + There are at least no more chapters + + +
Rincewind: That's it?
Skazz: Dat is right now ... but somehow unsatisfying. It has' just begun to make any fun.
Ponder: * * to the beer in his hand looking like us to hang a story still there?
Rincewind: There speaks the alcohol obtained from the Dir is not a good idea.
Ponder: Oh. Another Hex. About Rincewind * How bad can it?
Rincewind: * own * empty box you had to say, right?

+ + + + + + loading new file

Black White Party Wording

How do I write a fanfic in Guttenberg style?

title of the story: I love you & Shi
Fandom: Death Note
name of the criminal author: Yuki-chan Rin-

Actually I wanted to finish this shit this time, but after a chapter I could not anymore!



The boring Plot: Sue moves into the secret headquarters of L and of the special one. She convinced her parents with a watertight alibi and at the end of the chapter, all L fans burst into tears.
The anti-quality of the characters: The Sue is stupid and annoying than before. Their alleged intelligence is praised even more this time, but it does behave like a 5 year old.
Ls OOCness reached new proportions, he is now running even OOC.
Only the parents of Sue are cool, who want the bellows that is as fast as possible to get rid of.
What's so bad:
-The dialogues / texts / thoughts are still hollow.
-The plot was wiedermal copied but still you are left with a WTF feeling back
-L and Sue confess in the end their love
-L is stylized into a kitschy, love teenage
-Matsuda is especially mentioned, So now one of the sad victims of this thing
What is ok:
+ RS / GR is ok, even if only extras from the comma rules
+ Wendy Sue's girlfriend does not come before
A taste of horror:
"I know that. That was just a joke and yes, I do it. For I will help you ... And of course the others too. "After I had noticed what I had said I was red.
"Why do you get so red?"
"Because ... I want to eat sweets! "
" Because you something sweet want to eat? "he repeated incredulously.


third Chapter
took for a month Ryuuzaki, Alice and I together a lot. We killed here and there a man, of course, just for fun. Have we not all our hobbies? One collects stamps, the other is riding, and a third is an insane serial killer. The
Sue says she and L "
such thing as friends " although who knows it not from his friends that one wants to kill each other?
love etched and clouds the mind. This was fixed. Yes, just like this Sue, who also etches, such as hydrochloric acid, and although they etched away Ls my mind and also slow.
Today was again one of those days. A meeting under "friends". On something I did not feel like! It had to happen to my joy. How about another go with a small, brutal murder? Time for so in the meantime? I mean, hobby murders are healthier than going as a coffee.

The Sue meets thus with L, her friend is not, however sandwiches there. These attempts by their absence "sent" to marry off and Sue L, L which also states. However, this has not worked so far because the two were too smart to date . But no, I assure you that it can not determine the case. If you look up is smart, definitely NOT the picture of Sue. "
He folded his arms behind his head is gripping it? L is even OOC, it's almost art. and we went to the candy shop that was our meeting place, and bought us a lot of sweets. We were both addicted to sweets of all kinds except licorice. The suffering I could at least never before.

"What do we do now? Normally I would take a good book, but I have no more to read. "
says Sue, I doubt that in her life already something other than the Bravo has read.
And no, look for a name in the phone book is one not to "read a book", not really. In any case, the L
asks Sue if she wants to identify with him against Shi. Then he invites you directly to collect in the "special building" in which the Special Commission "Shi" is currently in session. She even gets its own floor.

Here we notice again that Sue has stolen the plot of the original, but somehow they did not understand him.
Well, since Guttenberg is indeed in good company: D Only if someone can return a status of "author"?

I will help you ... And of course the others too. "After I had noticed what I had said I was red.
"Why do you get so red?" I wonder too. Is "I will help you," perhaps Teenislang for: "me eye on you and now wants to immediately try Dr. summer tips with you. "
" Because ... I want to eat sweets " Also probably a hide message, it probably means something like:" I am a Sue run away as fast as you can, "
" Because. what do you eat sweets? "he repeated incredulously. Such a pitiful excuse for my moments where I was red, until now occurred to me before. Pathetic is the word before, what most aptly describes this story.

Here is also the author, that Sue is the grade by 14, so probably there are, unfortunately, annoying parents. Well, Sue would have the most time to get better around the corner, right?
course not. Stupidity seems to be hereditary, because they allow the Sue with 14 to go to a stranger. But with this reasoning ... well, himself read

But why are you telling my parents that I'm going to go to boarding school? If I croak real, then we have a huge problem. More specifically, who are still alive. Did you remember? " fact that the parents in such an illogical reasoning can agree to only two possibilities: 1 The author has forgotten that there is such thing as parents at 14 is yes and has come up in a few seconds, then this excuse. 2. The parents do not care about the Sue and they want to go fast, are likely to adopt them with a "Get out and write us a map.
number one testament to the strength of the story, number 2, I can only agree and love parents who ask you about it long the next time before conception!


Reluctantly, I packed my things. Ryuuzaki pushed that fact that I do not like rumkommandiert was. After 2 hours I was beaten at last finished.
"Can we go now?" I asked the assistant of L. Incidentally, I have not cut it out, dip out the now suddenly? Watari is really the way I have always imagined a ninja.

"Hello Ryuuzaki. Who's that? "Asked a slightly older looking man he was so 40s, but was probably still in top form. The police had to be.
"Hello. This is Kuraiko. She is very intelligent, smart and she likes to talk. " Ryuuzaki respond with hand gestures. I, however, clawed me in his arms and hid behind him. He smelled good Sun
"If they fear us or is this normal?", Then asked a man who, judging by appearance, is as old as Ryuuzaki.
you notice something? Because obviously someone really browsed through the manga and the anime sometimes views the opening. But well, here it is anyway only to police officers who are interested in the super Sue anyway do not need no name, even if they actually play an important role. Pff, who needs minor characters that are always just there to lick the feet of Sue. L
talk some Find out which is great and extraordinary Sue. To spare you that you sometimes just comes up a little puke, just like I was there at the moment, I cut away the. But do not worry, here I have also ne nice passage:

"I am not a child, Ryuuzaki. I'm very mature and grown up. "I broke in me. He had deliberately childish to say to lure me from the reserve. And he'd attempt it great. And then threw the Sue to the ground and kicked wildly with arms and legs, eventually it s going as long to hold their breath until they suffocated. I you would still be quite friendly a plastic bag pull over the head.
"How old is she?" Again asked the elder.
"She is 14 I would have just that "talk" now rather bet on fifth
you get a story in itself. Well, no wonder the ego of Sue needs so much space. Personally, I would assign the lowest, you know, that with the cells and the soundproof doors.

In my, as it were, first own apartment, I let the bag fall to the ground and threw me on the leather sofa.
"So tell on. What should I do? "I asked curiously, staring at the ceiling. She was plain and white. Very intoxicating. The apartment, however, was held in beautiful colors: beige, red, black and white. to feel very good. He came to the leather sofa, picked me up and sat on it properly to then sit next to me.
"The others do not believe in your intelligence. is completely incomprehensible to me. to Himself with 14 behave as 5 but is a clear showing of intelligence, at least when we "how do I craft Sue me for Fools" (from now only available here for cheap 69.99 and if they order now, they will receive a free gift to his own love for Sue) faith.

Sue and L Shi and they talk about the murders.

"Do I believe that you somehow are. The evidence is not just good for me, what evidence L against the Sue in his hand as he ever comes to them and was why the hell is copied again from the plot, without the author suggests that even understood only in the beginning, has all that is not explained. So far, we still lack a proof for the intelligence of the Sue and NO, that it writes a 1 in physics, in contrast to her friend, hollow bread is NOT evidence.

L sighs a little rum and Sue tries to comfort him.
"Do not be sad. I can understand you. Do not worry, we will find Shi already. And lead to the scaffold. " Yes, I would really like the way Sue. Sueigkeit should be made punishable by death or at least life imprisonment

And now * drum roll * a mental whiplash for all L-Fans:

"No, forget it! I understand but no longer. What am I to you? A friend? Are you really in love with me or even love? I should know. Please ... "Now I avoided his eyes.
"I ... I do not know ... A friend already, but I think ... is there any more. "I confessed with blushed cheeks. Carefully, as if I were a china doll, he lifted my face and had to look him in the eye.
Then something happened that I had never thought possible: He wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me. Yes, surprise, who now wonder that? L is addicted to Sue, so like everyone else. This is typical in spiders, they only send pheromones that convey that they are ready to mate and then they suck out the males. Sues make the similar, until they spray their pseudo charm and then mutate Badfic tortured character without a soul covers.
At this point I ask for a minute's silence for L.


I spare you the nitty further details. Just this: how to write in two rows six times a kiss is a mystery to me.
And to increase the OOCness:

"Yes. I love you. "I breathed over the moon and kissed him briefly.
"I love you too. Leave me never. "He replied, his face buried in my neck flexion.
Again for the record: THE is L and not THE

order to increase the misery of yet another figure is now actually called by name, and thus raped by this Badfic:

"When you had before coming down again? We wanted to introduce us. I am Matsuda and 20 years old. After my schooling I went to the police. " took up the young man who turned out to be Matsuda ago.
* * headdesk more I can not say it.
"Interesting. I have clarified something with Ryuuzaki. See you soon. "I answered back quietly. He nodded a little confused and I closed the door.
"What we have to be resolved?" Asked Ryuuzaki and came to me.
"Yes. Are we a couple or an affair? " And right again * headdesk *
" I would like to look at you as a friend, what I will do, but unfortunately does not so good when I'm with a young girl together. We should keep it for us. " Yes, quite apart from that Olle is suspected of a crazed serial killer to be, but whatever. Age is more important. But beautiful, that there sometimes are drafted.

And tip of the iceberg, so to speak:

"Tell no one. I am L. ", DAMDAMDAAA he whispered gently in my ear. From shock widened my eyes.
, He. Is. My L.. Lover. Is. L. .. How am I going to do that? I ... I am Shi and must kill him ... Or do I kill myself? Who is the latter option, please raise his hand! Why I had to fall in love with him? Why? What have I done to deserve this? Why must I be so damn? I need a new plan. I can not and will never kill my L. Not because I now know who he is. Since I prefer to bring me to ... ' So I can only support this idea wholeheartedly. Incidentally, I have seen just once more clips of the anime, I started to actually short to believe that the presentation is perhaps just as stupid. But no, everything ok, only the Badfic is so bad with the original all right!

Suechen wails around a little, then kills, has disappeared after the L, some people and that's it with the chapter and also with the slating first, because I'm just broken in tears together ... L ... Light ... HELP!


Monday, February 21, 2011

What Did You Get From Football

Uncle Tom's Fairy Tales

title of the story: Vampire Kiss .
Fandom: Harry Potter .
Author's Name: black angel

The boring plot: Harry is Voldemort's son . And a demon. In addition, he is actually Alex and Dumbledore is evil. Voldemort and Snape are on top of that a couple and stay in a Manor. Ergo, everything is as always in Badficland!
The anti-quality of the characters: Badfic So Dumbledore is quite in character ...
The most typical RS / G error: drive bring tears to the eyes

if you missed the first part should, is not about fate, but right here .

Excerpts from the worst of the story:

Harry woke up by the hiss of a snake. He tried to escape the noise, as he pulled his pillow over his head and simply turned to the other side. The snake's behavior seemed Harry did not fit, so she wriggled over him.

you meandered to Harry's face and looked at him closely. Then she spoke.
"Harry you have to get up at last, the breakfast is ready."



Yes, today there are unfortunately only one chapter, since it is awfully long and boring.

4th The truth comes to light

[In this chapter we learn that Severus and Tom live in an enlightened society in which children may even be Harry Potter without being assassinated by the parents ...]

Harry monitored by the hiss of a snake on. He tried to escape the noise, as he pulled his pillow over his head and simply turned to the other side. [That's what I would do if I were sure that a snake was sitting next to my bed.] The snake seemed to Harry's behavior does not fit, so she wriggled over him. [Something tells me this is no ordinary snake here in Slytherin Manor. A Snape, it's a Snaaaaaaaape And then it gets dirty.]

[It's a snake ... but maybe she still has a robe. ... As the snake Harry says that breakfast is ready, he finally decides stand up.]

Harry closed his eyes, to then move on to make. But before him was still a small snake in a huge bed. [Not to be confused with the giant snake in a small bed, sitting behind him. Behind this is a very funny, but unfortunately not for this Fic relevant history.] There, Harry's thoughts spiked again.
~ What kind of a snake and especially where I am? ~ [And why is straw everywhere around here?]
The snake Harry watched closely and wondered how they go now, should continue. She saw the puzzled look of Harry and concluded only in peace time to explain everything.
~ Why keep such tasks always depend on me? ~ Thought the snake and began to clear up Harry very sensitive. [I know nicht.Eigentlich it should be the task of his new dads, but I can imagine why people like it forwards them to staff, a boy, who has spent time in his life, a biology classroom has seen from the inside to to explain where they come from ass births. Is just nasty, because a snake can not, of course the telling gesture.]

[The snake tells us that her name is Sera and Harry is on the lock of Master Tom and his partner Severus.]

"You need have no fear, because here you will not do anything. Otherwise you'd intended not here in this room but in a prison of [prison? But not Lie. This is now the hobby room and spa area] . So why should my master only bothering to provide up to you then to bring? "Asked Harry Sera. [Man, this snake is good. From front to back by planned. This Voldi just want that Harry is conscious when he throws it with cookies.]

[Harry be totally color-through toll-designed room nice and cozy place and therefore no longer afraid. The miraculous powers the Fēngshuǐ]

"Nah you see what I mean, now calm down again. And now you want to have for breakfast? "Sera said as she looked relaxed, Harry and his muscles relaxed. [This hypnosis trick makes for snakes known easier to swallow the prey at a time.]

[Harry wonders a little about his situation until Sera decides that Harry is sure what to wear Great.]

"Where do I get her what to wear?" Harry asked the snake, in this room not only the bed, but also several cabinets, a wide variety of Sizes were. [Harry's male, male Badfic genes are overwhelmed by so much choice.]
"You see the tall, black cabinet on the north side? There would have to actually find clothes, "Sera said it. [The north side of the room identified by the fact that she is the only one that is not covered with moss.]

[for a moment, I had doubt in fact whether I actually still a Badfic had before me:]
He picked at random in the closet and pulled out a black trousers and to a dark red shirt. [He is planning his outfit not complete by up to the glittering eye shadow, the straps with the beautiful butterfly embroidery and the funny hat? Whoa! See]
"If you're looking for the bathroom that you do when you turn up and just go straight on, Sera adds as Harry had his things. [It's up to the south side of the room. Key indicators are that it faces the north side.]

[Description of the bathroom. Harry finally sees in the mirror.]

What he saw was simply no longer represents his own reflection. He could not believe his eyes. There, silver eyes looked back. Slowly, he reached into his long white hair. They were smooth, and ranged down to his ankles [. But they were only for the wearer visible in the mirror and could not be felt. That made it difficult to people to stare evil by its curtain, because he could never be sure if the other side of the evil eye could appreciate at all, and on some days woke Harry sweat and ran whimpering through the house, when he dreamed that he would ne bald head, which he then could not check in the dark, namely, but was positive that it traumatized the traumatized-to-the-ground-and-stare at wind-cycling-never could take the view] .
But most astonished him his greatness. For in the meantime was he 1.85 m 1.64 m and no more puny. Harry found his new look just great. [Harry was a real stud!]
~ So I will not identify specific Is [. You'll be too busy trying to run away screaming rather than risk a close look.] see and above all, I sometimes look good. Although my skin could use some more color. Because I'm a little whiter than Snape [Snape is indeed of such a striking, unhealthy ash-gray color, that they became part of the hex codes of the official black and white scale.

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or any vampire [Various indigenous people to measure the purity of snow layers in SNAP (SNP)] . But I can live with. ~ Harry thought and took off his clothes to go into the shower.

He enjoyed it clearly as the hot water, looked over his body, his way [The playful curls curly hair, tickling over the left eyebrow, the eye ball - thanks God for "No Tears" baby shampoo - across the Nose around the right corner of the mouth around, then carefully moved along the jaw bone, the neck, and more exciting descriptions at some point directly to the asshole] . Sun under the water jet He completely forgot that he did not know where he was or what had happened lately.
sera slept with his clothes, looked in all the rest of [finds no one cause for concern?] until they realized it was time for breakfast.
"You should tighten up slowly, as breakfast starts in a few minutes [Today Thomas Gottschalk does make this guest appearance in which he kills Florian Silbereisen with the cheese grater!] . So come [is full, the hard disk from the digital recorder breakfast!] Out of the shower "Sera ripped Harry from his thoughts.

[...]

Harry looked in the mirror and noticed that the clothes looked great on him.

[perceived After 3 decades, Harry finally breaks away from his flawless mirror, and asks when it is breakfast.]

"Yes, that's why I'm here. I will show you the path. So, I will lead you to the dining room or do you consider you prefer to continue in the mirror? "Asked back Sera [irritated] . [Meanwhile, she had missed the opening credits.]
Harry nodded in response and watched Sera. This

read from the cabinet slide down and moved to the bathroom Door. There she stood in front of the door. Harry knew what he wanted from Sera and gave her the door. [Well, is already shitty if you do not have thumbs ...]
Sera rose head wound on [How is it ever got in the room will forever remain a mystery] .

[Before she leaves Harry in front of the breakfast room alone, she has an important lesson for us]

"I have to see now after my daughter Slay, since it has not yet bound to another living being [The snakes are bind to human beings and in the unbound state will need a lot of attention is but common knowledge.] . So you have no fear roars, but I gotta go. "Sera said this [" this is "exactly the kind of trivial small talk, one would expect from a staff member. There is absolutely no chance at all that this information in the FIC will ever picked up again.] and read Harry alone back at the door.

[He enters, first described in minute detail, the dining table, and then finally Harry's host]

One person like this was his Potions Professor Snape, who smiled at him kindly [. He tried anyway. The resulting grimace killed 30km Next a little baby. Just like that] . Harry looked at him and just did not know how to deal with this snap [as with the other 4 Snape, too?] . For this
Snape smiled at him and stood on the side of Voldemort. learned not to compare with the Gar Snape Harry know the date had [or with the other two Snape, who lived in his head. Being one of them is now so called Madame Giselle and tidy shaved] . His eyes went to the second person on that are not looked after Voldemort, but had to be.
He looked like 26 now, and had long black hair. For this he had a muscular Köperbau.

[Illustration:
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[...]

~ The worst is still to come when he realizes the first time why he is here [Tom has bought extra hard biscuits] and who he is and we do. ~ Tom thought struck him as the behavior of Harry.

[Harry sits down. Awkward silence. Meaningful glances are exchanged? "Should I attack him or you?" And then there is the obligatory for any FF ...]

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Severus brought Tom in his room and sat it down on the bed. Tom was totally dissolved, and spoke something in Parsel before them. Severus looked at Tom, wondering how he got him out of his shock back out. [It is because this trick with a hammer and 2 heavy magnet ... how important it is that he can use his legs yet?]
~ What do I do with him and above all, why is this happening? It must lie in the conversion of Potter, otherwise he would have responded long ago to Potters presence. [Add vegetate for a drooling, babbling piece of wood is merely Toms normal reaction to nuts in the evening.] ~ Severus, Tom decided to speak softly and to find out why he reacted Sun

He sat down with Tom on the bed and took him to the arm. Slowly, he rocked back and forth, and Tom whispered soothing words in his ear ["kill them all ..."] . Tom eased slowly into Severus' arms and started to understand what is seen. [ "Oh, God, Snape poisoned me daily with his cooking skills so he can swing me after like a baby in her arms. I gotta get out "? ]
~ I always thought my son would have died at birth. But that was our family crest on his shoulder [There could be a very ugly mole, but of course grown tattoos make more sense ...] . But how could that be? This is my son lying in the room and I wanted to kill for years. ~ [Stop! No, no! Back that goes too far. Tom is still the bad and everything is in the books actually happened? But Dumbledore, Ron, and also still angry? And Snape is love? ... Oh, God, life has no meaning.]

[Tom is making terrible accusations and Snape is confused. Snape, that's normal. We are both caught in that terrible parallel universe.]

"I almost killed him. I almost killed my own son. Can not you ? Understand, "Severus yelled at Tom and turned to him in order to look him in the eye. Severus saw Tom in his eyes and looked at him while confused. [With his eyes. His eyes! ... Sick shit!]

"I always thought your son would have died long ago. How will you kill him then? Can you explain me then how do you want? "Severus replied quietly. [Yes, tell me that! Will you let it rise again so that you can kill him? How is that, as a kind of re-tot-machung or something?]
~ I do not understand him. What does this have anything to do with his deceased son? And why is this happening now. That will not do with Harry's transformation have to do. ~ [To link to this, Severus took the Jeopardy tune.]

[Severus has a terrible suspicion, and then snuggle up together the two frightened on the bed. And as they cuddle as this (Snape and Voldemort) Uncle Tom's Fairy Tales]

begins where the two made it cozy. After Tom had made it comfortable, he began to tell.

"As you know I had a son 17 years ago with my former wife [a ... a WHAT? F ... ... ff.f woman? It is something like a Badfic-Ass-Man without uterus? Where do you want for as the Baby ? Come out] . She then my son who was just days old, taken with him [how to stop the making so if you want a divorce, but married to a completely insane hell is Lord. As far as all makes sense.] and disappeared [Het Badfic in MY? Oh, God ... do not worry. OR may have played Tom the child. If you are a magician. This has been going anyway, even if a woman involved. There are prostheses] . But I and father [sigh, more relationships with men. Now the world is back on track.] had found it quickly.
Unfortunately we only found my wife [the Olle!] , but not my son. Then I changed it needs [aka, the used model is exchanged for a newer. How to halt so that makes] what [I still do not regret the New creates 30km / h more purrs like Snape in Chapter 3 and still shines like a vampire in the sun] . Since then, I find my son, but this search has now come to an end. [Then can the talent show on the subject are indeed canceled.]
I finally found my son. Unfortunately, none other than Harry Potter, my son and you need to say anything now [we know that you're disappointed] . I am perfectly sure, because he bears the same tattoo as me and the rest of our family.
He is my son, for I bear the same tattoo as him. "Tom leaned back against Severus and looked at him sadly. [Yet another reason to stick can be none. . There are just certain people with whom one might not be easily used]

[Severus is an idiot:]

~ Tom has fallen in love with Harry even though he did not know Harry. He must love his son idolized, if he does not care who he is. [But alas, he hit a Harry Potter, who is not related to him. Then the white hooded jackets are fresh from the cleaners and lit at night in the garden the cross!]

[...]

Tom curled up at Severus and saw him in the eye to read them.

[Severus advises Tom to tell Harry, who is whose demons spawn. But only after breakfast]

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"Harry, I would like to discuss with you what after breakfast" Tom said to Harry garment. [And that was an excellent, soothing statement. Then they had breakfast]
The three then began to have breakfast. During the whole breakfast there was an awkward silence. You could view all that he was not feeling well.

went after breakfast, the three in the salon to talk in peace. [Voldemort's Salon is located on his billiards room]
"So Harry, we have to tell you something," began Tom, pointing to Severus. [Usually said Tom namely to "we" and the moldy piece of bread under the couch]

[Tom warns Harry about to go alone in the forest]

But to even up until the creatures in the woods accept. The creatures inside only tolerate me and my spouse in their realm. " [power Sense. To kicking them out they would have the two touch, yes.]
Harry, Tom had listened, almost fell off the chair when he heard that married the Tom and Snape were [Same-sex marriage has been in Great Britain legalized lacking is, but they are making progress ... well ... so much for the depressing facts of the world. We now return back to our merry slating:]
~ Until now it runs but not that bad. like ~ Tom thought as he saw how Harry calmed down and began to Severus Harry. [identified by the Snape began to take part in Harry's leg rub and drool uncontrollably. After It was clear contract that they would, Tom had never made the effort to the plastic film from his new furniture removed.]

[Tom brings out the fact that Harry is a demon, because even Tom is a demon. Will Harry make it to link information together, or is it so slow in the brains like a body Snape?]

Harry looked shocked at Tom, while his thoughts chased each other. [Thoughts are free ... until they meet with more thoughts ... with a shotgun]

[Harry finally agrees that it is better to have two completely insane Papis to have to live with the Dursleys and Dumbledore as mindless puppets to be.]

~ I have a family. A real family [that tried to kill me, and heckled at school!] and the others I have used only anyway. So why should not I get to know the side of my father and take revenge for my past life? [muahahaha!] ~ Harry let his thoughts [seriously injured and bleeding from multiple bullet holes] behind and gave his feelings.

[Harry is crying for joy Tom's neck, and Snape is most deeply stirred. Blah, and then cuddle them all together again. On Snape's lap. And no one finds cause for concern?]

[Harry asks a few questions for Tom, he can not answer them all. No one knows why Harry is a Potter. But Tom can tell the exciting story of Harry's abduction. Then cuddle all.]
He looked a moment in Tom's eyes and could see the love in them for him. Harry nodded to Tom wanted the answers.

[Tom tells how he was happily married to a demon] The greatest happiness I was able to learn at your birth. [Then he held him but probably not even in the ass. Crap.]

[Voldis wife is a wicked witch and sent him immediately after birth with a drink in the realm of dreams, so she could get away with Harry. After the totally distraught father came to himself, he looked for his kidnapped son several (!!!) hours. Fortunately the woman was an absolute no-hoper versteckungstechnisch probably wanted the baby out but not back yet.]

~ Actually, it has indeed tried to kill you, but I would rather not say. ~ Tom just said, and then continues. [Well, that Tom was not together with Snape. The smile would merely need. Fortunately for all concerned, it is usually that is damn hard to kill babies within a few hours. This baby is so heavy acid-soluble protective layer]

[Tom has a hard-won battle against his wife.]

I was there to pick up behind a tree out [1A hiding place for newborns. State-examined. Other good hiding places are behind the lamppost on the main shopping area and in the cookie jar] when I heard a noise. From there I do not know anything more. When I came back to me you were gone and my wife [dead

Although Tom Harry then searched again a bit, but can not find -> Hide Advanced: Knothole.

Now that he has it again, he will give him but never again. Never again. muahahahaha is]


[Harry's most urgent question of these revelations, of course, if he really is a super cool demon]

"Yes you are! the only we can wake up only after your complete say exactly what you're a demon "answered Tom.

[All the poor reader who asked last time, then, because even if Tom looks like Harry, can rest easy, because here's the answer: No. Demon babies are like a cross between a lucky bags and butterflies. Only when the cocoon bursts, white you know if you can do with the content on the flea market money.]

[then Harry goes to bed and Voldi and Severus to work. Such as holding the case.


And in the next chapter, Harry finally learns his true name! ! Voltage]

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Adobe Premiere Elements 7 Kod Licencyjny

In ya face - Wasteland

"We fish, we sleep, we blow things up in the air. There is nothing better."

"If it is sometimes difficult to improvise!"

"The dwarfs are fools. Fortunately, they die easily."

"The guard says, online."



Survived! And also all limbs turn! In this Goblin (and Gnome) technology you can never be sure whether everything suddenly explodes in a colorful fireworks.
the flight from the Eastern Plaguelands so without prejudice over and finally away from that pesky goblin to get into a newly built city of ... Goblins.


Well, at least they can not do in the wasteland too much broken.
particularly as they shoot a sledgehammer to crack ... or goat



Apparently there are also normal Goblins - Rhea!
Well, later testified to the reason why they did not seem as crazy as the other goblins ... have had none!

Would have been too great if there would be "normal" Goblins.

But dragons are our heroes, of course, experienced no surprise, even if they suddenly conjure more dragons from the estate or from nothing


And one must shoot trough with a gun!
(why is there a gun in the middle of nowhere? ... Where there are goblins in the area, there has been doing this sense)



very successful I think the way the two mini-games with the statues, something like this could still give it more



And may I introduce you my program?



stood behind me the passage, knelt before me the rest!
And also totally great chairs with fire!
I've made it this quest today on Alliance side and as the crew only run. Full dull! Horde has quite clearly more style;)

Let us return to Rhea: It wants to find a way to prevent the further corruption of the Black Flight and its is also more clean really an egg. Deathwing finds that not all that great:





Rhea dead? The egg destroyed? Really was all in vain?

No, it was all a trick. The real egg was taken to a safe place. Even again as a series of quests with an open end * argh * I hope blizzard has not forgotten them, and there will be a continuation of it at some point.
the end there is an item that sentimental player chooses not to throw away: Rhea's last egg:



And that quest line is in the Badlands just duty? Of course: The Day the Deathwing came!












Just a brilliant series of quests, even if one knows it already.

is landscape a wasteland, even after Deathwing visit, still not particularly appealing




It is incidentally totally stupid, if we assume as an alliance character, the hero call for the Desolation, because it first then must travel to the Eastern Plaguelands and then fly with the rocket down to the wasteland. It's not like the Eisenschmeide would lie in close proximity * roll eyes *

How Did You Get Interested In Football?

The greatest of all time Emeste

Title: The greatest spell of Discworld
Fandom: Discworld
name of the criminal author: Lady Feana
beer was, thankfully, provided by: Archchancellor Bill Rincewind, University of dung, too, Viericks

Once again auditorium 7A9-1.

Since the last time Ponder and his team have made some changes Stibbon:
The front row seats were replaced by more comfortable chair (and's only, so Ponder has something that could tug at which he, if he ever was naked again to see the Omniskop), from the kitchen was a small supply of snacks (and he organized Notfall missiles, to the displeasure of giving expression) and the classification system is.
And Rincewind was not idle.

Rincewind: * package drawn in. *
Ponder: Good morning. You come heavily loaded for the next meeting.
Rincewind: For good reason. I thought after the last time I should take precautions.
Ponder: When the dried frog pills are I'll take you very, very bad. The last story was terrible but ...
Rincewind: Oh, pills. I know what better for such cases.
Ponder: * clipboard to the side leg * Oh? And what?
Rincewind: * * * package open box containing high * beer. From Viericks.
Ponder: You ...
Rincewind: Bill written, yes. Heh, if I find out already that I have more relatives than I've almost thought my whole life, ' I can surely reap the benefits out of it, right?
Skazz: box snap * * Is' good?
Ponder: It inspires courage in Rincewind.
Skazz: Goil.
Rincewind: What * is * space participating in today?
+ + + I thought after the last time I load a Category 1 history + + +

It should be noted that the categories range from 1-5. Category 1 includes harmless as useless works, while Category 5 are played only on an official health certificate and official proof of age. Lord Chancellor has Ridcully this stage, the note 'unhygienic. Keep away from Dean and Treasurer 'added.

Ponder: * Stretch and sit down * Well then.

+ + + Loading file 2097a29-4.9-336 421 + + +

Ponder: Oh, a new author.
+ + + author, to be exact + + +
Rincewind: Is that better or worse?
+ + + The decision is yours. Security Question: Pregnant or no longer sane + + +
Rincewind: No. * * Not looking for beer.
+ + + + + + Start file


--- The greatest spell of the Discworld --- --- --- Lady Feana

Rincewind: Thanks, yes sometimes no tears wounds. All right. Which of the four plus four is?

Chapter 1: The order

Rincewind: Wait, we get more than one chapter set before?
Ponder: Looks like it. Somehow, I'm your cousin already grateful for the beer.

Lith rode on her night-black horse leisurely step along the Ankh.

Skazz: Allow to age, 'go' total animal cruelty to the poor thing on the River. This has no legs but before the next sentence is finished '.

both bridle and the rider were kept completely in black, so the dark in the zones between the street lights only occasionally flared up the whites of the eyes of the horse. Lith even wore a black hooded jacket and had the Cape pulled low over his forehead.

Rincewind: I almost said 'Ah, Assassin' but ...
Ponder: Then it occurred to you that assassins know that one makes a fool if you take the hood of the cape, the cloak over his face pulls?
Rincewind: Ah yup.


No one who passed by her (which was always only drunk in this part of town or people who have their going about their business) would have suspected that under her coat three small, slender daggers and a sword was carefully wrapped in linen.

Skazz: Uh, but? Everyone? I mean, in the elevator can only be assassin or thief.

She had a long journey ahead.

all: * 'total' * We also enthusiastic.

As in so many evenings, she had also been sitting on this in their local pub "The patched bucket"

Rincewind: I know two farmers there that are 'determined' be pleased to hear that their Etablissemons have been merged.

and hard for her first andenes money (but they had to ensure smooth traveling with ten raised dagger ask to follow her and her kindly to leave their valuables so that they could be sure that they guarantee on their further journey NO opportunist thieves would waylay more)

Ponder: It's nice to see how well the author understands but the thing with the rate and the like of the thieves guild ...
Rincewind: Not at all.


spent on beer dwarf, as a tall, bony man with an eye patch went into the tap room.

Rincewind: death, is that you? With eye patch?
DEATH: I CAN CALM YOU. NO.
All others: Waah!
Rincewind: * Quiek * What are you doing here?
DEATH: YOU HAVE A DIRECT QUESTION ADDRESSED TO ME. DIRECT QUESTIONS SHOULD ALSO DIRECT THEM.
Rincewind: You're not so official here?
DEATH: NO.
All others: * * somehow relieved
DEATH: AT LEAST NOT THIS TIME. SOON. * Vanish *
All Other: * * exchange worried glances


sat in the uncomfortable, the smoke-shrouded space largely Dwarves and humans, all of whom were members of the same caliber. The contrite faces turned towards the stranger,

Skazz: We are still in Ankh-Morpork, right?
Ponder: We can. But do not ask me where the story is.


[...] He looked around, and none of the thieves, gypsies, and professional killers could withstand his eyes that radiated a great peace and a possessive self-confidence.

Rincewind: That's not the clientele of the 'drum' or the 'bucket' ever disturbed.
Ponder: And here they sit together for the logic.
Rincewind: Which in turn also means that the guard would have to be there. Hex, Mumm commander and his troops are not in the story, right?
+ + + + + Check + + + + Negative
Rincewind: Well, otherwise we'd probably need an extra chair.


It is this view remained on Lith-like, the only one who was sitting with his back to the stranger and had not turned around to him. They are not interested in foreigners. They held on to their clients, led here and there by a theft and takes for good Money.

Rincewind: What are they then versäuft directly. Those are times values.
Skazz: Well, sort of is' the strange, the dat because the only behaves as you would normally in the 'doing bucket' or the 'drum'.
Rincewind: We call it simply Loka 'Treimel'. This would have as much to do with the other two.


But she felt the cold, piercing look in her back and clasped her beer mug tightly. Outside, she heard her horse whinny softly, which also felt the threat. "Stay calm, my little Nachtmähre" whisper Lith and then turned abruptly.

Ponder: She whispers. With her horse. This stands outside the door. And it will probably still listen. The protagonist has so probably magical abilities. But a thief. * Beer * participating
Rincewind: * raised eyebrow * A nightmare is yet ...
Ponder: Click on the disk? A 'thing'. Yes.
Rincewind: The magic thief riding a beer so ...* * participating


you looked at the Foreign direct in his eye and smiled imperiously.

Skazz: Dat behavior counts as a suicide.

[...] This has to be said that members of criminal gangs and thieves guild a friendly relationship to each other entertained [...]

Ponder: thieves guild? Majority?

With friendly relationship here is meant that they did not request to be killing each other and occasionally worked together.

Rincewind: We have a thieves' guild in the city and an assassin guild ...
Skazz: And the fools.
Rincewind: Right.


Lith [...] enjoyed great popularity but within their communities. Not because of their kindness and generosity, but rather because of their reputation to cut the throat of any who dared to take them across the table.

Rincewind: You had a reputation as the only person to do that, which makes the Diebesglde with people who are not licensed or break the rules?
Ponder: For what are we now?
Rincewind: Most likely magically gifted; The signs are not here at Wizard, witch magic, thief, who apparently their own communities, has allowed assassinate perhaps without the permission of the Assassins, the guild rules throws to the winds, and riding a creature from the dungeon dimensions.
Ponder: beer * ex *


+ + + The stranger sits next to the protagonist and a while there is silence. Then we learn that the main character knows him and has been waiting for him, because he has a new job for them + + +

Rincewind: And here I would have raised almost a presumption that the stranger 'maybe' would be Cohen, but that makes his stuff even to forgive rather than orders.

The one-eyed man grinned and pushed Lith quickly to hand a note. "If you will not slow your Nachtmähre times in exchange for a real horse? You must still be plagued by nightmares, "he said then in a conversational tone, while staring in disbelief at the piece of paper Lith.

Rincewind: * * Oi imitate the heroine, you know how difficult it actually was a hole in space-time fabric to tear, so I get the thing?

"No," she whispered. "You get used to it. DuschwarzesUngetüm stay with me and me in the truly impossible project to the side are "

Ponder. Well, at least she has named the thing after the manners of the disc.

+ + + The protagonist accepts a job as it stands at the stranger in debt + + +

Skazz: It makes so what, what they just be totally impossible designated has, because the guy you ever life or has so saved?
Ponder: Probably.
Rincewind: Please tell me that this is not a-Heh, I have rescued thee times the ass, now go and blast the world to me-plot runs out. * Drinking beer *


+ + + The stranger and the protagonist to leave the pub, which is still referred to as 'Patched bucket', and exchange latest information from + + +

said He, the order was subject to strict confidentiality , and the baggage had to leave under any circumstances in mind.

All: What luggage?

+ + + The stranger is the protagonist and rode towards the city gate + + +


This task is impossible, thought spürend it with him, the cold steel of the sword and daggers, despite the heavy lines on their fins.


All: * Head * schiefleg
Rincewind: She is naked under the coat, right?
Ponder: * blush * * * next beer ex


Nobody sneaks unnoticed into the invisible university to the greatest spell ever steal.

--- End Chapter 1 ---


Ponder: The attempt here is one to break even as a suicide.
Rincewind: Wait. Somehow I feel ripped.
Ponder: Why?
Rincewind: Well, it is to sneak in here and, presumably, that intact open again, octave ... That seems so familiar, in its fundamentals, but, heavens, I really do not know where ...
Skazz: Hey, a lot lighter ', I mean, so far as the story was, there's still the possibility dat dat whole thing in' playing in a city that just happens' nen river called Ankh has ...
Rincewind: And a tavern, whose name is composed from those of the two most notorious ....
Ponder: And where there is a magical university, quite by accident UU is also ...
Everyone: * looks * Ah exchange would be the best.

One thing was clear: the beer would not survive the next chapter.

Hemerrhoid Cushions For Sale

"Friends! Maybe more?" or "I Kiffe, burst up the bong."

title of the story: Friends! Maybe More?
Fandom: Angel Sanctuary
authors: jewel witch and Countess Elvira

botched start:


Tachchen! My name is Yue Kato, I'm 19 and a little pothead. Most people would probably describe myself as more like Yunkee, but in my Opinion, a rather Junkee one who sold his entire belongings to get money for harder drugs as Shit and Weed.

Content: Actually, all the time only one thing: smoking pot! The basic idea of the story itself is not so bad, even if the fandom might be better assigned to the AU. Kato is an incorrigible ne'er-Kira and his best friend. So far, so IC. Unfortunately, both characters are totally one-sided. The two authors have taken just Kira from Angel Sanctuary and Kato, painted the whole back story, the Great Dictionary of the drug used and crafted from it a story. So uninteresting people like Setsuna and Sara are also not even mentioned, it is called at least not outrageous statement. Kira mutated into a social worker and Kato remains a pale schemes of his own, is not it more character traits.
between I had the feeling that the two authors have the greatest trouble to put all of their knowledge about the topic of smoking pot at all costs in the FanFic. Because as I said the original background story just falls away, the overall result is a rather boring and monotonous Ententänzchen with occasional social criticism raised index finger.
As I said, it really turns everything just to hash, Shit, Weed or Piece.

Fortunately grammar and spelling are largely working well Plotlöcher are hard to find, but only because unfortunately not a real plot is in place and advance all potential land mines because of the painted original story from the front eh been transported from the track.





Part: 1 /?

Disclaimer: Leida, Leida, the two pretty boys or jewel witch still belong mia. Several Kaori Yuki they try to somehow kaufn Clown, .. etc.. have failed miserably oO [! The Good sure had their reasons]

Pairing: Yue Kato / Sakuya Kira

Warning: Yaoi later and still lemon .. n who has now herewith, should be ne other FF to read Suchner XD [Do not like, do not read! Righty, right now at least we know already what lies ahead. Not that I would have been against what the pairing, but here, it may not be of the real Kato or the real Kira ...]

There followed a note by the author NEN /, the respect of spelling bö ; can presentiment Committee, But thank God that this slang puberty limited to comments ...


A / N: Well, your sweet! So, Jewel Witch HPs and I teamed up to write this AS-Fic. The FF is written alternately from the perspective of Yue and Sakuya. I accept and Yue (* nudge *), the sweet witch Sakuya. As I start with the beginning gehz Yue. Wia ham us to chose the right but Yue kleina Kiffer is or remains. Who fits the net who has had bad luck ^^... Moreover gehz hia och net to angels, demons oda other forms occur in the manga / anime. [Will hot, just the most basic Component of the story and the character of Kira omitted in itself. I mean, who cares that Kira is actually the Prince of Hell, and only in human form on earth moved in order to watch over Alexiels current incarnations? Hmm ... it does not matter, because Cookie and Slash with Kato.]
Anything else? Ah yes, who finds fault can laugh darüba broken, they still retain and Wems och fun makes it framed and hung on the wall ^ ^ (error in the "opening and closing credits" are intentional .. . I tend to write so * lol *) [As if it would do better.]

Enjoy reading and error refer to our website * smile *...



Prologue 1:
Tachchen! My name is Yue Kato, I'm 19 and a little pothead. Most people would probably describe myself as more like Yunkee, but in my opinion, a rather Junkee one who sold his entire belongings to get money for harder drugs as Shit and Weed. [Yes, parents of this world, do not worry if your child from morning to evening totally wide. As long as it is not injected, throwing moves, or sniff it all is quite harmless. Time, quite apart from that of Yue in the manga in the case of drugs to be quite flexible demonstrates.] Since this is not true for me, I would describe myself more as a harmless "Ganja-Smoker." [And so the author had her whole vocabulary around the topic "smoking pot" proud and impressive down to pray.]

... Sometimes locks from Kato, however, and wants people "intensive frost" to beat, but Kira lets you do before. Well, I'm always so far but that the duration rather lethargic stoner sit around in a corner or something similar, but Yue's potential for violence seems to be no way limited by drug use. Fortunately Kira dad always nice to fit, when they want someone not "intensive frost" is struck. Whatever the reason, the Kira, I know that would certainly not particularly interested ...

Sounds bad right? [If so, frankly, have already heard worse.] you hold me now, probably for assozial asshole, right? And you know what? Basically, you're completely right, but in such a damn world, it pays to be not too friendly. [True, with unkindness will ensure that you always and everywhere more than polite Behavior.]
... Now we are all quite sick with worry for Kato, but stop!

So, you take a tip from my heart: Take care only about you, before you worried about others! [I am not in general life advice from Emo! Ganja, but that just sounds so obvious, I'm here now, a two-hour break to complete my life to reflect and rethink my future.]

... So, here I am again, with fresh courage, I summarize the following lines:
Sakuya Kira describes his friend, probably his personal Guardian angel is. He has a place to stay Kato worried when he ran away from home and brought him to to make his statements. (All the background information from the manga, why and why Kato had problems with his family, etc. fortunately spared us stay, let us not stop even with unnecessary caveats! SEX!) Now the good potters Yue an auto repair shop around and his best friend is so very grateful. The prologue ends with a promise "to be continued", the promise that we may in the next chapter in Kira's head look, and the obligatory Comments-appeal.


TschüTschü
I hope you are reading
Carpe Noctem your Countess Elvira (Dolly) * bow *

And Kurzweil was so beautiful, like the next part of the prologue behind. Since the authors take turns so, our jewel witch again served a pre-chewed Note:

Warning: Yaoi, Shounen-ai, slash, whatever you call it. Later, Lemon. Do not like, do not read.
A / N: Das; Elste said the Countess already in the last part. If I only have the excuse that the prologue is so short, the idea that no one cares because no one reads it and the request to please the opposite to prove a Kommi ^ ^

... hello.

Sakuya Kira. Nineteen. Currently in teaching. Single. Small apartment. [The Love Sakuya is probably more times to speed dating ...] No big history. [Nope not at all. Well, Kira has indeed lost his memory of his time as Prince of Hell, but that he always immediately regenerated if he is not surprised it hurt? I mean, something I'd been in a slight identity crisis . Drive Oh and what about Setsuna? Has turned into a banana bread and was eaten, what? If you have to just leave out the complete background story, then why not take your own characters?] a father I do not like. That's it. And as you remember, not a great orator. Anything else? [Um .. * Raises hand *.. very intimidated Where's it going here, please go to the toilet?]

...

Now we know, fortunately everything there is to know about Kira! Quickly mentioned that the egocentric Kato something like his best friend is. ("I'm Ernie, to me there is nothing to say, but probably my best friend Bert, the pliers.")
on it ... shit. Kato's really okay, but a junkie, but no to hard drugs. Do I indeed can not find good, but if he does not grade On a trip, it's a good dude. ["Bert is actually knorke sense if he had not just stuffed his ears once again with tampons and I do not listen to reason. So actually, he never listens to me. But he is not deaf! "] And to let him hang for the bit of the same, would find I really do not okay. People should not just be upset about it, if someone like him to start, but start trying out for himself. [Oha, maxims, the 2nd! Now we know who is to blame, namely the company! Yeah, now you shall all times in the corner and think about what you have contributed to Kato has become a pothead!] is always stupid, that these things are forbidden. For alcohol addiction risk is much higher. Ever heard of a hash dead? I do not. [Nope, but that triggers Dauerkiffen schizophrenia, for example. Who cares, people give to free the hemp! Then we can all be Kiffer and no longer need to resort to alcohol, because:]

[...] Tens of thousands die of alcohol a year. And only a quarter of all drug addicts are young people.
[...]
So, just keep your mouth. [Well, the good has researched real, because you can not against anstinken. Because I think my foot better and I am glad to awful that Kira has a legitimacy for Kato's displayed behavior. The fact is only a discriminated and misunderstood minority. If he every evening three empty bottles of wine would then Kira would ultimately intervene, but smoking pot is a kind of revolution! Or exactly what all these statistics have now actually have to do with Kato ...?]

At best, you remember these arguments, only to later.

Although it was still just said that Kira engages said when Kato beats himself, is now mentioned, that Kira actually the "backside on All" will pass. What indeed would be very IC. Unfortunately it seems the banana bread, formerly known as Setsuna, hard to be in the stomach, which is why he fails, his actions and his thoughts to reconcile. In any case, in the course of this story his whole argument in relation to smoking pot totally contradictory. Or is he just is very large in-Self-cheat.


And before I here now more sermons from the stack leaving, I'd rather go. Bye.
[Whew, I thought that Kira is now trying using even more statistics to convince myself that drunk drivers cause fewer accidents than sober.]

Next it goes to Chapter 1, but before even a legend, to avoid misunderstandings:


Legend: = "..." jmd talks
(...) = put my butt in need ^ ^



Part 1 or: The worst weekend of my life 1!

Kato has ne appointment with a "girl", but does not go, because it's raining. He prefers to rip play and if he is as boring as me while reading this story, I understand why he has no desire to walk in the hall to the phone in his hand and take his "Girl" to cancel it.

but I had already mentioned that I have an ego, like all of New York, so get excited but not useless to me, is not good for health and blood pressure. [We should note that we may make are not worried about him, but he cares so touching to us ... Is that fair?]

some point, the nature of the poor Kato drives but from the couch, and on this occasion he decided that he can indeed call it equal. So he is not calling about the "Girl", but his "ticker". Is but not here. A call to promote Sakuya to light that this has no time. In short, the whole world seems to have conspired against Kato! * Tear from his eye wiped *

Honestly, you go to? Somehow this whole damn world now seemed to be against me: the weather, my bladder, Hinoto, Sakuya ... To gamble, I had no desire more. [Man, really, because one thinks one would be on the ground and then someone throws one a shovel! Missing only one thing:] Bored, I went through my apartment and looked in every cupboard shit if there was somewhere a little weed or Peace in there, but nothing. [This would be also really too much for me.]

but Kato is now out of the house, hoping to meet someone that makes him even suck on his joint, or something like that. But we remember, he's not a junkie, but a very lovingly detailed, multi-faceted character with a history. I mean, he certainly has a history. After all, he has other needs than to obscure his mind:

In the city I met an ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. It was called Miya and was really 'a bomb. In appearance and in bed, but her mistake was that she had clipped too much. But I was lucky, Miya's New ticked and sometimes even had something there. I chatted briefly with two and then got Kyo, such was the worth Lord, a 5wer Peace and 10 yen for grass. (I just made 10 € = 10 yen. Kp as the exchange rate is>. \u0026lt;) [Yes, it is also really hard to find out. "Currently, the exchange rate of the yen amounts to 83 yen to the U.S. dollar and 114 yen per euro." Found in a minute at Wikipedia.]
Now Kato is certainly happy and glad he turns his "fat Jay", but the Idyll lasted only briefly, because it rings the phone. It is Sakuya, the Spast.


Well, at last, the report also Spasti times. Although, the first time he has no time and then he will yet come by. I should also not matter, I must hang around the main thing is not only stupid. I never thought that I would be happy times for my job, but this weekend was fucking boring. In my opinion, this was the shittiest weekend of my life. Just hope it would never again be so bad. [Yes. So bad it made me really well never met. It's raining. He must go to the bathroom. The telephone in the hallway. He must go out to get his drugs. Sakuya has no first-time and then suddenly it. This is so disturbing, that would also throw me completely off track.]

any case, but then comes Sakuya and Kato pee with laughter as he opens the door because it is so wide. Kira plays insulted banana bread: "Nice greeting"


, was all I was hearing.

"Hi!" And then I started to giggle. A little pissed my best friend came into my living room and sat down. I look to him.

"Must you always eigendlich exaggerate? It can not even run properly with you? If you do so, you lose your job or at some point. I mean, you can be happy that you have ever one. Furthermore ... " [First, we are reminded of Kira's is-it-matter attitude. Secondly: All that Kato has been done, the door is open. How to open your in a reasonable sequence for a door? Third, it's the weekend (though the worst of all previous weekend and those who are yet to come) and Kato have to work anyway, so it should, according to Kira's stand of not disturbing prologue anyway great].

"Stop it at once the air! Have not you said you'd hold me no more moral sermons? Apparently you just empty words left for me! " [us he has promised, too. ! But just empty words]

angrily stood up Sakuya: "I will hold my breath? Who has only empty words for his best friend left? You know I have nothing eigendlich contrasting smoke pot, but you should maybe remember that you promised me, a little too hard on the brakes. But I'm just worried about you! But apparently you're doing this over pretty ass. Can it be? " [empty words, their entire friendship is based only on lies! In addition, the two still in the prologue to each other is surpassed what to whom is more a shit. And suddenly snapped off at the slightest bit of Kira? Yes, that sounds like the IC-Kira, as we know and love it. Is certainly on the banana bread or Kira gets a bad knee in the rain and is therefore very sensitive, especially when it comes to opening the correct door, but of course I understand. Kato, however, not feels patronized by Kira. I'm not a little feeling, as if that were a pleasure and uninspired threaded dispute. Kira least throw his job as Kato-sitter and also the front door in a reasonable flow behind him]

Kato now feels a sense of its two possible variants.


I seemed to me plenty of stupid, as I stood there. Just 'abservirt' without reacting yet. At first I wanted him afterwards and tidy polish the face, but stattdesssen I collected all for my thoughts. [I've also always a need to polish my friends face when they worry about me.]

as angry as I was anyway, my irrational side came to light. [where we knew so far only his rational side.] Sakuya had to enrage me so that I had come back down, [that makes sense.] so I turned me another, smoked and made him me, the entertainment district: let off steam, flirt and what I else came to mind ...


to be continued

...

So, enough babble. Commission net * forget pointing down * ^ ^

TschüTschü * Wink wink *
Carpe Noctem, your
Countess Elvira (Dolly) * bow *

and get going it in the next chapter

Part 4 /?



---


asshole. Honest.

Okay, I have claimed earlier that the drugs I would not mind. If they do not. But his damn indifference towards everything and everyone. [Hmm, that one can do in any case have to do with the other!] Damn, I gave him really helped. He does not even fall for it around the neck. But he must throw away everything the same again? [What exactly happened again? Oh, nothing. Except for that damn door]

At the risk of repeating myself: asshole. 'm Just too angry to express myself colored. [Hm, colorful asshole?]

Accordingly, I also marched through the streets. Only I did not care, but when I saw how a mother and child moved to the other side of the street when she saw me, I restrained myself a bit. [Okay, Kira has to look like Godzilla when he runs.]

Godzilla aka Kira is in any case in an area full of clubs and casinos around, Kato can not banish from his thoughts. Very typical Kira.


think nothing in it, Kira. You will only be angry again. And besides, you lead just talking to myself. [Actually, he does have all the time. ]

Now he wants to love someone to "talk" to look, so he must not continue mental monologues. Unfortunately, it becomes apparent that he would have done better to converse with himself, as his chosen one is hot, but speaks only of her ex-boyfriend.


I mean, who told even someone with whom he is expected to arrive within the next two hours in bed, from his exes? That is so lacking in style ... [And with someone who is known for only two hours to get into bed is not lacking in style? Perhaps the best studied, too unlike you actually talk to someone?] which then leads me back to my problem yet.

Glum I push it from me. Remember even if these imaginary women I have to my best friend, then they use nothing at all. [real, such a stupid chicken! Can not just make your mouth and wiggle their tits?] ...
"Leave me alone."

Normally Kira is not so polite. They even get all four words should honor them. And showed how high it was on my personal scale of stupidity. [If you now what counts is the words that got this story so far from me, then it should be clear how high it is on my scale of stupidity.]

Seeking I looked into the dark club order. I often here, usually accompanied by Kato, who had first discovered. Stop. Please note the trailing and the relative sentence. Not in the mood to upset me again. [Smart, in go to a club that you never attended mostly together with the person to whom you want to just think NOT! Man, man, man, that has been used successfully in the prologue Sakuya for smoking pot, but now he's pretty sensitive.]

We get a description of the club


.... and all this incredible longing. Intangible, incomprehensible, but there. Not quite clear what. Maybe after a piece of life, for fun, for fulfillment, adventure ... Love ... sex?

Great, I'll turn philosophical. [Yes, you have this morning, perhaps a philosopher smeared on your banana bread] Memo to me: either a lot or a little beer. Mediocrity is always unhealthy. [Yeah, and I thought alcohol would be far more dangerous than drugs? Perhaps you have your statistics charts at home forget, my dear?]

But no time to indulge in more profound philosophical thought, as the "infernal good" looking Kato unexpectedly enters the club ( Who could guess that your privacy that happens, just in the shed, where they depend always together, immersed in the now) and not only that, insolent Manner even in female company. The Papa
can not tolerate! Kira, because


Hey, who should now kindly sit in his apartment and think about his mistakes and not here rumflirten before my eyes! [I've always asked me anyway, like the Super Nanny takes the children to remain silent on the stairs. Ah, but they are also so fast!]
Kira must get drunk, but Kato may not smoke pot, especially not on weekends, of course, although actually smoking pot, according to Kira is better than drinking. But for some reason even with Kira the guardianship of Kato, and since his childhood intervention do not seem to grasp, he gets:
somehow feel like a little brawl ... There

TB

3 other parts there. But there is no Mary Sues or Gary Stues, that's something.