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Title: ! "Sardines"
Fandom: Discworld
The name of the criminal author: Mirror Face
character suffers the most in the audience: Ponder Stibbon


few days later ... but still auditorium 7A9-1 at the Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork. The first
Emeste obviously the interest of some students (and senior magician) sparked what has led to the Ponder Stibbon now still a little gets into supply problems. And
Archchancellor Ridcully is busy trying to limit the damage.

Rincewind: Why should I be here? The Lord Chancellor, it is not.
Ponder: * sighs * You know why he is not here. Do you want to go, and the rest of the faculty explained that this was just a fictional story?
Rincewind: ... * shudder * Actually, I'd rather have a large distance between these stories and get me.
Ponder: You would leave me all alone with it? Grade now that I finally made it have to attract the interest of the entire university for one of my projects?
Rincewind: Counting Hex and the world is not round?
Ponder: I mean in the sense of 'something that the Department does not regard as Infernal and toys. "
Rincewind: Would I leave you so alone? Ask rather: Would I want to do to me voluntarily?
Ponder: * sad look *
Rincewind: * blinks * Is all right. But look at me again like that. * Sits down * Tell me, if only we see two stories on the Omniskop, are not we enough?
Ponder: I invited Skazz.
Skazz: * space * Yo participating.
Rincewind: * * Skazz pattern I repeat my question: If only two of us SEE the story ...
Skazz: * tongue out * executing
Rincewind: * from him Weglehner * This was a very bizarre scene that never do again!
Ponder: * kopfschüttel and sit down * Hex Next one, please.
+ + + Loading file-154-29p10033p 1.50 + + +
Ponder: Ah, back mirror Face ...
Rincewind: I think you do not know by whom the works are.
Ponder: Oh, I know the authors of the file name.
+ + + security question: Are there any allergies, heart damage, brain disorders or impairments, such as the use of illegal narcotics, which could affect negatively influenced by the following story to your health + + +
Ponder: Do you want to ask this every time?
+ + + Yes. By the way: If any of you pregnant + + +
Ponder: Hex!
+ + + + + + Start file

title: "sardines"

Rincewind: The game or fish?
Skazz: The fish would be great. Then we would have something again determined, even as the licorice earthworm rain last month. That was crass.
Rincewind: You have just the opportunities that the author thinks the game is 150% driven up.

Author: Spiegel
Face Fandom: Discworld Pairing
: Ponder x Ridcully
Disclaimer: Story ideas are mine and not the rest.

Ponder: If only it could sever Sun Against the rest, nobody here would have something. But the story and the idea ...

Warning Light shounen-ai between the two. Risk of muscle cramping laughter?

Rincewind: Out of desperation? Since I compete on it.

+ + + The author know the gentle reader indicated that it a new humorous fan fiction with a bit more than before Shonen-Ai is imminent + + +

Skazz: More Shonen-Ai is, dat all wat für'n the Lord Chancellor grad 'tries in terms of damage control bucket is', huh?
Ponder: * nods *
Skazz: Goil.

It was so damn monotonous day as him in the history of magic, rare, and only since Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcullys were times.

Rincewind: Yes, because with the high rank and murder before the war even more magic before everything was so much better.

No wonder then, that did the venerable, senior wizard of the faculty in Ankh-Morpork not know what to do after dinner.

All: Sleep?

+ + + The author lamented a bit about the Lord Chancellor, the faculty's views on physical activity outside mealtimes + + +

"We could read a book," remarked the Supreme Shepherd. "What? All one? "The dean asked, confused.

Ponder: It was actually almost like a moment of reflection * the term was called again * In-Character.
Rincewind: Well, almost.

"Oh no, rune reading ever so slowly," bleated the professor for an indeterminate studies. "What? The Supreme Shepherd needs your finger to read ("Hey!") And the Dean does not read times and snores me instead the ear full. As one can yet hardly concentrate on the text. "" Are you saying that I am stupid (/ lazy) would be? ", The chief pastor and the dean called for the same time. "And anyway you snore even louder than me, Rune "" But do not read! "" What can I do that you always choose boring books? "And so on and so forth.

Rincewind: Yes, the faculty is now and then a chicken coop. But a chicken coop at a higher level.
Ponder: Are you sure, chicken house is the right word?
Rincewind: No, but you know our senior magician. 'Kindergarten' in time would be too demanding.

invisible writings, the reader was actually otherwise My body never in the dark room and did not know how things happened,

Ponder: I know very well how it can go there. If one of the long list of tasks in the HEM apart, which one of my reasons can not be there.

otherwise he would have to determine several times considered to come here,

Ponder: * sighs * Why am I talking about?

HEX but had his terrible twos and threw things around, especially like with sharp-edged paper.

+ + + I do not throw paper + + +
Ponder: * nods * you fail the activity complete.
+ + + + + + Just

Adrian and Tez reported bad cuts on the face and arms. And Skazz 'hair cut had a blatant recorded on the right side so that sunlight fell on his skin. He had in the hospital room are smeared with ointment.

Everyone: * facepalm *
Ponder: What do think the author really, what are you? A troll? A vampire?
Skazz: * * * glittery hair back spreadable *
Ponder: ...!?!
Skazz: * shake * hair back on track
Rincewind: * unimpressed * Nice to Skazz is supplied, while Adrian and Tez bleed to death.

Then he had all his students finally released until HEX had calmed down. And now he himself had to find that the only alternative employment was to listen to the old magicians when quarreling. It was extra but one of many reasons why he wanted nothing to do with the reverend gentlemen.

Rincewind: grammatical sense, we still talk of Skazz, right?

+ + + The Ponder, or perhaps Skazz ...+++
Ponder: Hex, let this
+ + + forgiveness. The Ponder the history of attempts by all faculty (without )...+++
Rincewind Rincewind: * surprised * Heh, thanks.
+ + + Please. ... to explain that he meant that everyone should read a book. The Ponder in the history muses about how much it all get on your nerves and how happy he once 'out trumpeting' would + + +
Ponder: Get trombones? Who says Out trombones?
Skazz: You. Now.
Rincewind: * giggle * quietly

+ + + It does mean that someone opened a new round of sardines and Ponder does not understand why suddenly all have run out of space + + +

Rincewind: What did I say? The game.
Ponder: And I know what the exclamation 'sardine', thank you. white

+ + + your counterpart in the story it does not work and instead of enjoying the rest going on to investigate the reason + + +
Skazz: the make in the horror novels ever. And then what happened totally terrible.

was frustrated to the recent Fakultätsmitgleid and left the room. So ... where were his colleagues (bah, as he did not trust the word) be? Slowly, he opened a room, then another and so on. But there was never anyone to find. "So this is getting ridiculous."

Ponder: Oh, ridiculous as it has for the words: 'It was so damn monotonous day'. But before we let the time outside.

grumbling he has opened the door and saw a surprise that he had not only found a broom closet, but ...

Rincewind: Two broom closets?
Ponder: The meaning of life?
Skazz Narnia?
Rincewind: What is your one Narnia?
Skazz: I have no idea, but one often finds it totally in cabinets.
Rincewind: Skazz, you are you sure you had earlier on Hex 'question but not with' must answer 'yes'?
Skazz: But I'm not 'pregnant.

... even the Lord Chancellor, who was in the broom closet. And he was smiling and pleased as he pulled the young Stibbon himself in the closet. A short cry that quickly subsided, a rumble and then Ponder was pretty close to the bigger man down.

Rincewind: * Ponder to lean * Just in case: Hex can also read simply, without converting the whole thing in pictures, right?
Ponder: In case of emergency. But believe me, it can not be that bad.
Rincewind: I knew you'd reply Sun ?

... "Lord" "Yes, Stibbon" "Why ... uh ... why are you here ..." "Metaphysical seen"

Rincewind: Hex , Hex, let me guess, the joke is still just as in other Stories before.
+ + + Check ... Correct. And he is not better. Additionally, the joke enstammt in its basic form, again not better mirror of the spring Faces + + +

[...] Ridcully and Ponder were really close together and it was so crowded in the closet that they've rejected for lack of space to each other and the boy was a little embarrassed.

Ponder: The author should stop giving me the feeling with every story to be younger. * Is sad *

+ + + The Lord Chancellor in the history explains what is going on with sardines and ...+++
Ponder: Hex?
+ + + I'm not sure if you want to see the next paragraph + + +
Ponder: * raised eyebrow * For what reason?
+ + + Now, I convert the text into the images that arise in the context of the written word. I'm really not sure if you 'see' the next part will + + +
Ponder: How bad can it be that?
Rincewind: * rolling eyes * You've said it ...

It was not a very unpleasant feeling with Ridcully to be alone, if possible, he asked no questions.

Ponder: Except for the 'un-' I see nothing that ...

And here they were actually very much alone, which saw Ponder, as he felt the hands of the Lord Chancellor on his skin at the hip.

All: Oh Gah!
Rincewind: Why are you naked?
Ponder: * keep * eyes It's not me! ... GAHH ...* very, very red is * Hex!
+ + + I show only that, what the text suggests. And if the Ponder feels in the history of the skin of his hands on hips, he must logically be naked, since it was not suggested that the Lord Chancellor in the work of the clothes aside or had pushed down + + +

you were warm. "And how should the game come to an end when no one can look for anyone?" Ridcullys mouth was now close to Ponders neck.

Ponder: * in the seat rolled up
* + + + + + + Disable screen
Rincewind: Maybe we have luck and the Lord Chancellor as a vampire and it's not about sex ...
+ + + No, the Lord Chancellor is not a vampire, I'm sorry. It's supposed to Adult + + +
Rincewind: crap.

[...] Cool air hit Ponder for a bit too much of his skin.

Skazz: No wonder. He is naked.

[...] Ponder could barely stand in the closet because of his arch-chancellor, on the one at the hip, the other is a very intimate place and moved on down to the so found that certain occupations ; currencies not stayed away.

Ponder: * ashamed * climbing behind the seat
Rincewind: get out Hey, come here! If I have not flee, you stay here too!

bent Moreover, the older with the upper body as far forward that Ponder more on Ridcullys hands lay hold on some of the broom had.

All: * head to the side leg *
Rincewind: Is that with only two hands at all possible?
Ponder: I am not sure. You'd have to try it. ... Did I really just said?

+ + + done before more can be disturbed both by Modo + + +

Ponder: * sigh * Skazz remember me from doing for him to write a program on garden design.

Archchancellor invisible writings and readers looked at each other. The older man grinned. Ponders lizards look countered the innocent lamb look.

Skazz: Dude, are you looking at maybe sometimes wie'n animals, but 'ne lizard isses not determined.

"Great, sir! What is your Modo now think of us. "" Well, I can not really care. You are concerned about too many things worry Stibbon. "" I really do not know why! "Ridcully bite the squealing young man in the shoulder bone.

Ponder: I do not think that 'squeal' the right word is to describe the sound that I in such a situation would make.

+ + + The story ends with the author, where the rest of the faculty (without Rincewind) infected and thus indirectly suggesting a sexual act between the arch-chancellor and Ponder in the history + + +

--- End ---

+ + + End of file + + + + + + Re-start

Rincewind: No.
Ponder: I have the urge ... to shower with bleach ...
Skazz: * Ponders * pat hand Come on, old age, take a deep breath and then we sit down and write a classification program, Hex to such stories ...
Rincewind: Or worse.
Skazz: Yo. Or worse no longer loads without warning.
Ponder: * slowly * nick

The two left the room. It left Rincewind, who asked a little worried where Hex knew where Ponder has scars and birthmarks ...