Sunday, February 20, 2011

Hemerrhoid Cushions For Sale

"Friends! Maybe more?" or "I Kiffe, burst up the bong."

title of the story: Friends! Maybe More?
Fandom: Angel Sanctuary
authors: jewel witch and Countess Elvira

botched start:


Tachchen! My name is Yue Kato, I'm 19 and a little pothead. Most people would probably describe myself as more like Yunkee, but in my Opinion, a rather Junkee one who sold his entire belongings to get money for harder drugs as Shit and Weed.

Content: Actually, all the time only one thing: smoking pot! The basic idea of the story itself is not so bad, even if the fandom might be better assigned to the AU. Kato is an incorrigible ne'er-Kira and his best friend. So far, so IC. Unfortunately, both characters are totally one-sided. The two authors have taken just Kira from Angel Sanctuary and Kato, painted the whole back story, the Great Dictionary of the drug used and crafted from it a story. So uninteresting people like Setsuna and Sara are also not even mentioned, it is called at least not outrageous statement. Kira mutated into a social worker and Kato remains a pale schemes of his own, is not it more character traits.
between I had the feeling that the two authors have the greatest trouble to put all of their knowledge about the topic of smoking pot at all costs in the FanFic. Because as I said the original background story just falls away, the overall result is a rather boring and monotonous Ententänzchen with occasional social criticism raised index finger.
As I said, it really turns everything just to hash, Shit, Weed or Piece.

Fortunately grammar and spelling are largely working well Plotlöcher are hard to find, but only because unfortunately not a real plot is in place and advance all potential land mines because of the painted original story from the front eh been transported from the track.





Part: 1 /?

Disclaimer: Leida, Leida, the two pretty boys or jewel witch still belong mia. Several Kaori Yuki they try to somehow kaufn Clown, .. etc.. have failed miserably oO [! The Good sure had their reasons]

Pairing: Yue Kato / Sakuya Kira

Warning: Yaoi later and still lemon .. n who has now herewith, should be ne other FF to read Suchner XD [Do not like, do not read! Righty, right now at least we know already what lies ahead. Not that I would have been against what the pairing, but here, it may not be of the real Kato or the real Kira ...]

There followed a note by the author NEN /, the respect of spelling bö ; can presentiment Committee, But thank God that this slang puberty limited to comments ...


A / N: Well, your sweet! So, Jewel Witch HPs and I teamed up to write this AS-Fic. The FF is written alternately from the perspective of Yue and Sakuya. I accept and Yue (* nudge *), the sweet witch Sakuya. As I start with the beginning gehz Yue. Wia ham us to chose the right but Yue kleina Kiffer is or remains. Who fits the net who has had bad luck ^^... Moreover gehz hia och net to angels, demons oda other forms occur in the manga / anime. [Will hot, just the most basic Component of the story and the character of Kira omitted in itself. I mean, who cares that Kira is actually the Prince of Hell, and only in human form on earth moved in order to watch over Alexiels current incarnations? Hmm ... it does not matter, because Cookie and Slash with Kato.]
Anything else? Ah yes, who finds fault can laugh darüba broken, they still retain and Wems och fun makes it framed and hung on the wall ^ ^ (error in the "opening and closing credits" are intentional .. . I tend to write so * lol *) [As if it would do better.]

Enjoy reading and error refer to our website * smile *...



Prologue 1:
Tachchen! My name is Yue Kato, I'm 19 and a little pothead. Most people would probably describe myself as more like Yunkee, but in my opinion, a rather Junkee one who sold his entire belongings to get money for harder drugs as Shit and Weed. [Yes, parents of this world, do not worry if your child from morning to evening totally wide. As long as it is not injected, throwing moves, or sniff it all is quite harmless. Time, quite apart from that of Yue in the manga in the case of drugs to be quite flexible demonstrates.] Since this is not true for me, I would describe myself more as a harmless "Ganja-Smoker." [And so the author had her whole vocabulary around the topic "smoking pot" proud and impressive down to pray.]

... Sometimes locks from Kato, however, and wants people "intensive frost" to beat, but Kira lets you do before. Well, I'm always so far but that the duration rather lethargic stoner sit around in a corner or something similar, but Yue's potential for violence seems to be no way limited by drug use. Fortunately Kira dad always nice to fit, when they want someone not "intensive frost" is struck. Whatever the reason, the Kira, I know that would certainly not particularly interested ...

Sounds bad right? [If so, frankly, have already heard worse.] you hold me now, probably for assozial asshole, right? And you know what? Basically, you're completely right, but in such a damn world, it pays to be not too friendly. [True, with unkindness will ensure that you always and everywhere more than polite Behavior.]
... Now we are all quite sick with worry for Kato, but stop!

So, you take a tip from my heart: Take care only about you, before you worried about others! [I am not in general life advice from Emo! Ganja, but that just sounds so obvious, I'm here now, a two-hour break to complete my life to reflect and rethink my future.]

... So, here I am again, with fresh courage, I summarize the following lines:
Sakuya Kira describes his friend, probably his personal Guardian angel is. He has a place to stay Kato worried when he ran away from home and brought him to to make his statements. (All the background information from the manga, why and why Kato had problems with his family, etc. fortunately spared us stay, let us not stop even with unnecessary caveats! SEX!) Now the good potters Yue an auto repair shop around and his best friend is so very grateful. The prologue ends with a promise "to be continued", the promise that we may in the next chapter in Kira's head look, and the obligatory Comments-appeal.


TschüTschü
I hope you are reading
Carpe Noctem your Countess Elvira (Dolly) * bow *

And Kurzweil was so beautiful, like the next part of the prologue behind. Since the authors take turns so, our jewel witch again served a pre-chewed Note:

Warning: Yaoi, Shounen-ai, slash, whatever you call it. Later, Lemon. Do not like, do not read.
A / N: Das; Elste said the Countess already in the last part. If I only have the excuse that the prologue is so short, the idea that no one cares because no one reads it and the request to please the opposite to prove a Kommi ^ ^

... hello.

Sakuya Kira. Nineteen. Currently in teaching. Single. Small apartment. [The Love Sakuya is probably more times to speed dating ...] No big history. [Nope not at all. Well, Kira has indeed lost his memory of his time as Prince of Hell, but that he always immediately regenerated if he is not surprised it hurt? I mean, something I'd been in a slight identity crisis . Drive Oh and what about Setsuna? Has turned into a banana bread and was eaten, what? If you have to just leave out the complete background story, then why not take your own characters?] a father I do not like. That's it. And as you remember, not a great orator. Anything else? [Um .. * Raises hand *.. very intimidated Where's it going here, please go to the toilet?]

...

Now we know, fortunately everything there is to know about Kira! Quickly mentioned that the egocentric Kato something like his best friend is. ("I'm Ernie, to me there is nothing to say, but probably my best friend Bert, the pliers.")
on it ... shit. Kato's really okay, but a junkie, but no to hard drugs. Do I indeed can not find good, but if he does not grade On a trip, it's a good dude. ["Bert is actually knorke sense if he had not just stuffed his ears once again with tampons and I do not listen to reason. So actually, he never listens to me. But he is not deaf! "] And to let him hang for the bit of the same, would find I really do not okay. People should not just be upset about it, if someone like him to start, but start trying out for himself. [Oha, maxims, the 2nd! Now we know who is to blame, namely the company! Yeah, now you shall all times in the corner and think about what you have contributed to Kato has become a pothead!] is always stupid, that these things are forbidden. For alcohol addiction risk is much higher. Ever heard of a hash dead? I do not. [Nope, but that triggers Dauerkiffen schizophrenia, for example. Who cares, people give to free the hemp! Then we can all be Kiffer and no longer need to resort to alcohol, because:]

[...] Tens of thousands die of alcohol a year. And only a quarter of all drug addicts are young people.
[...]
So, just keep your mouth. [Well, the good has researched real, because you can not against anstinken. Because I think my foot better and I am glad to awful that Kira has a legitimacy for Kato's displayed behavior. The fact is only a discriminated and misunderstood minority. If he every evening three empty bottles of wine would then Kira would ultimately intervene, but smoking pot is a kind of revolution! Or exactly what all these statistics have now actually have to do with Kato ...?]

At best, you remember these arguments, only to later.

Although it was still just said that Kira engages said when Kato beats himself, is now mentioned, that Kira actually the "backside on All" will pass. What indeed would be very IC. Unfortunately it seems the banana bread, formerly known as Setsuna, hard to be in the stomach, which is why he fails, his actions and his thoughts to reconcile. In any case, in the course of this story his whole argument in relation to smoking pot totally contradictory. Or is he just is very large in-Self-cheat.


And before I here now more sermons from the stack leaving, I'd rather go. Bye.
[Whew, I thought that Kira is now trying using even more statistics to convince myself that drunk drivers cause fewer accidents than sober.]

Next it goes to Chapter 1, but before even a legend, to avoid misunderstandings:


Legend: = "..." jmd talks
(...) = put my butt in need ^ ^



Part 1 or: The worst weekend of my life 1!

Kato has ne appointment with a "girl", but does not go, because it's raining. He prefers to rip play and if he is as boring as me while reading this story, I understand why he has no desire to walk in the hall to the phone in his hand and take his "Girl" to cancel it.

but I had already mentioned that I have an ego, like all of New York, so get excited but not useless to me, is not good for health and blood pressure. [We should note that we may make are not worried about him, but he cares so touching to us ... Is that fair?]

some point, the nature of the poor Kato drives but from the couch, and on this occasion he decided that he can indeed call it equal. So he is not calling about the "Girl", but his "ticker". Is but not here. A call to promote Sakuya to light that this has no time. In short, the whole world seems to have conspired against Kato! * Tear from his eye wiped *

Honestly, you go to? Somehow this whole damn world now seemed to be against me: the weather, my bladder, Hinoto, Sakuya ... To gamble, I had no desire more. [Man, really, because one thinks one would be on the ground and then someone throws one a shovel! Missing only one thing:] Bored, I went through my apartment and looked in every cupboard shit if there was somewhere a little weed or Peace in there, but nothing. [This would be also really too much for me.]

but Kato is now out of the house, hoping to meet someone that makes him even suck on his joint, or something like that. But we remember, he's not a junkie, but a very lovingly detailed, multi-faceted character with a history. I mean, he certainly has a history. After all, he has other needs than to obscure his mind:

In the city I met an ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. It was called Miya and was really 'a bomb. In appearance and in bed, but her mistake was that she had clipped too much. But I was lucky, Miya's New ticked and sometimes even had something there. I chatted briefly with two and then got Kyo, such was the worth Lord, a 5wer Peace and 10 yen for grass. (I just made 10 € = 10 yen. Kp as the exchange rate is>. \u0026lt;) [Yes, it is also really hard to find out. "Currently, the exchange rate of the yen amounts to 83 yen to the U.S. dollar and 114 yen per euro." Found in a minute at Wikipedia.]
Now Kato is certainly happy and glad he turns his "fat Jay", but the Idyll lasted only briefly, because it rings the phone. It is Sakuya, the Spast.


Well, at last, the report also Spasti times. Although, the first time he has no time and then he will yet come by. I should also not matter, I must hang around the main thing is not only stupid. I never thought that I would be happy times for my job, but this weekend was fucking boring. In my opinion, this was the shittiest weekend of my life. Just hope it would never again be so bad. [Yes. So bad it made me really well never met. It's raining. He must go to the bathroom. The telephone in the hallway. He must go out to get his drugs. Sakuya has no first-time and then suddenly it. This is so disturbing, that would also throw me completely off track.]

any case, but then comes Sakuya and Kato pee with laughter as he opens the door because it is so wide. Kira plays insulted banana bread: "Nice greeting"


, was all I was hearing.

"Hi!" And then I started to giggle. A little pissed my best friend came into my living room and sat down. I look to him.

"Must you always eigendlich exaggerate? It can not even run properly with you? If you do so, you lose your job or at some point. I mean, you can be happy that you have ever one. Furthermore ... " [First, we are reminded of Kira's is-it-matter attitude. Secondly: All that Kato has been done, the door is open. How to open your in a reasonable sequence for a door? Third, it's the weekend (though the worst of all previous weekend and those who are yet to come) and Kato have to work anyway, so it should, according to Kira's stand of not disturbing prologue anyway great].

"Stop it at once the air! Have not you said you'd hold me no more moral sermons? Apparently you just empty words left for me! " [us he has promised, too. ! But just empty words]

angrily stood up Sakuya: "I will hold my breath? Who has only empty words for his best friend left? You know I have nothing eigendlich contrasting smoke pot, but you should maybe remember that you promised me, a little too hard on the brakes. But I'm just worried about you! But apparently you're doing this over pretty ass. Can it be? " [empty words, their entire friendship is based only on lies! In addition, the two still in the prologue to each other is surpassed what to whom is more a shit. And suddenly snapped off at the slightest bit of Kira? Yes, that sounds like the IC-Kira, as we know and love it. Is certainly on the banana bread or Kira gets a bad knee in the rain and is therefore very sensitive, especially when it comes to opening the correct door, but of course I understand. Kato, however, not feels patronized by Kira. I'm not a little feeling, as if that were a pleasure and uninspired threaded dispute. Kira least throw his job as Kato-sitter and also the front door in a reasonable flow behind him]

Kato now feels a sense of its two possible variants.


I seemed to me plenty of stupid, as I stood there. Just 'abservirt' without reacting yet. At first I wanted him afterwards and tidy polish the face, but stattdesssen I collected all for my thoughts. [I've also always a need to polish my friends face when they worry about me.]

as angry as I was anyway, my irrational side came to light. [where we knew so far only his rational side.] Sakuya had to enrage me so that I had come back down, [that makes sense.] so I turned me another, smoked and made him me, the entertainment district: let off steam, flirt and what I else came to mind ...


to be continued

...

So, enough babble. Commission net * forget pointing down * ^ ^

TschüTschü * Wink wink *
Carpe Noctem, your
Countess Elvira (Dolly) * bow *

and get going it in the next chapter

Part 4 /?



---


asshole. Honest.

Okay, I have claimed earlier that the drugs I would not mind. If they do not. But his damn indifference towards everything and everyone. [Hmm, that one can do in any case have to do with the other!] Damn, I gave him really helped. He does not even fall for it around the neck. But he must throw away everything the same again? [What exactly happened again? Oh, nothing. Except for that damn door]

At the risk of repeating myself: asshole. 'm Just too angry to express myself colored. [Hm, colorful asshole?]

Accordingly, I also marched through the streets. Only I did not care, but when I saw how a mother and child moved to the other side of the street when she saw me, I restrained myself a bit. [Okay, Kira has to look like Godzilla when he runs.]

Godzilla aka Kira is in any case in an area full of clubs and casinos around, Kato can not banish from his thoughts. Very typical Kira.


think nothing in it, Kira. You will only be angry again. And besides, you lead just talking to myself. [Actually, he does have all the time. ]

Now he wants to love someone to "talk" to look, so he must not continue mental monologues. Unfortunately, it becomes apparent that he would have done better to converse with himself, as his chosen one is hot, but speaks only of her ex-boyfriend.


I mean, who told even someone with whom he is expected to arrive within the next two hours in bed, from his exes? That is so lacking in style ... [And with someone who is known for only two hours to get into bed is not lacking in style? Perhaps the best studied, too unlike you actually talk to someone?] which then leads me back to my problem yet.

Glum I push it from me. Remember even if these imaginary women I have to my best friend, then they use nothing at all. [real, such a stupid chicken! Can not just make your mouth and wiggle their tits?] ...
"Leave me alone."

Normally Kira is not so polite. They even get all four words should honor them. And showed how high it was on my personal scale of stupidity. [If you now what counts is the words that got this story so far from me, then it should be clear how high it is on my scale of stupidity.]

Seeking I looked into the dark club order. I often here, usually accompanied by Kato, who had first discovered. Stop. Please note the trailing and the relative sentence. Not in the mood to upset me again. [Smart, in go to a club that you never attended mostly together with the person to whom you want to just think NOT! Man, man, man, that has been used successfully in the prologue Sakuya for smoking pot, but now he's pretty sensitive.]

We get a description of the club


.... and all this incredible longing. Intangible, incomprehensible, but there. Not quite clear what. Maybe after a piece of life, for fun, for fulfillment, adventure ... Love ... sex?

Great, I'll turn philosophical. [Yes, you have this morning, perhaps a philosopher smeared on your banana bread] Memo to me: either a lot or a little beer. Mediocrity is always unhealthy. [Yeah, and I thought alcohol would be far more dangerous than drugs? Perhaps you have your statistics charts at home forget, my dear?]

But no time to indulge in more profound philosophical thought, as the "infernal good" looking Kato unexpectedly enters the club ( Who could guess that your privacy that happens, just in the shed, where they depend always together, immersed in the now) and not only that, insolent Manner even in female company. The Papa
can not tolerate! Kira, because


Hey, who should now kindly sit in his apartment and think about his mistakes and not here rumflirten before my eyes! [I've always asked me anyway, like the Super Nanny takes the children to remain silent on the stairs. Ah, but they are also so fast!]
Kira must get drunk, but Kato may not smoke pot, especially not on weekends, of course, although actually smoking pot, according to Kira is better than drinking. But for some reason even with Kira the guardianship of Kato, and since his childhood intervention do not seem to grasp, he gets:
somehow feel like a little brawl ... There

TB

3 other parts there. But there is no Mary Sues or Gary Stues, that's something.

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